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Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Nezani 3

That's illegal.

Pleonasm 36

That ************.

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somekidbrandon 5

first!

MrDonSalvetti 27

Nobody cares!

paigexox0 37

See, i was waiting for someone else to make the first comment so i didn't make the same mistake you just did..

somekidbrandon 5

I just wanted to feel special about something for once

Pleonasm 36

If it makes you feel special, you're one of the fastest people to be buried.

iAlissa 34

Welcome to FML, Brandon. For your sake, I hope you're a quick learner.

friedpwnadge 25

I live to vote down shitty comments like this. This is the purpose of my existence.

BrickTamlandLamp 13

I can see you're new here... #1

annie_nk 23

Alan, can this be deleted?

GangstaPenguin 7

Well shit, I say let him be. If it makes him feel better about himself, then big ******* deal. No need to bring him down. You just have to see someone glad about being first and have something negative to say about that. Why should it concern any of you guys about him being first? Clearly it's not buried the fastest if you're so ******* quick to reply to his comment. As for #1, hooray, you're first. A thing you should know about FML, is people will find any reason so start online arguments, and that saying "first!" usually makes you seem like an annoying dumbass, even though you're probably not. People just judge too much. Hope being first made you feel special.

goodwithoutgods 20

Ouch. Did you know they were going on a date?

Demig0d6 14

Op can make his mom go on another date with the boss so he can have his job back

xBethanyC 15

Either way it sounds like his boss is petty and unstable. Not really the ideal employer anyway.

ChristianH39 30

Unfortunately if OP needed the job, his former boss being a less than ideal employer is not much consolation

feelingold 18

is she a MINLF? ....hm don't think that'll catch on....

Darknyan 10

So your boss yelled at you because of a date gone wrong with your mom.. FHL that sucks OP

alshygirl 14

That is what the FML says

leviheichou 15

That's totally not your fault, stupid boss.

silvercamaro 22

#5 is right, and OP should fight this I don't their boss can fire them over an issue like that

tpm45 25

Sometimes they hire you because of family... Sometimes they fire you because of family... Either way, it's wrong. People shouldn't judge you based on others, OP. I would ask him for a reason and if he can't give one, fight it.

alexfai3619 8

Fight him IRL.

tattomama90 2

in some states you dont need a reason from why you are being fired. like in ny ( where im from) its a not fault. I could look at my boss the wrong way and he could fire me..

tattomama90 2

opps meant no reason not fault...

Nezani 3

That's illegal.

Soloman212 28

Might be at-will. Hopefully it's not, and he can contest it.

boating_guy 33

^ Yeah, unfortunately it's only illegal in some states

HJKM_fml 19

It is, but prove that he said it. OP boss can easily make up some BS reason for HR.

juststephhere 23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

So now you're just responsible for your mother :) DUHHH

bombielol 20

and how exactly is that your fault? im sorry op, your douchy boss has problems /:

alexfai3619 8

Ouch. That's ******. Sorry, OP.

Pleonasm 36

That ************.

Quackadoodledoo 13

Your comments should automatically be moved to #1. It would save us all some scrolling time ;)

garebear61 14

Damnit you beat me to it!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Maybe he's not a ************. That's why he was in a bad mood, he didn't get laid.

Octwo 16

There wasn't any ******* going on with that mother.