Liz
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Disrespectful
🌶️ Spicy
Respect, my foot
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
pey
🌶️ Spicy
Revelations
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Dodgy reaction
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Top comments
nzhx 23
That's 100% illegal and not okay, he can't fire you without just cause. Bring it up to HR as soon as possible
TymeToTry_fml 11
Fire him from the bedroom!
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Comments (99)
TMO2142 25
thats why you dont mix work and marriage.
valdania 18
there HAS to be more to this story
murph_fml 21
Classic.
Daisyisabully 1
Divorce him and take half of the business.
morgasshk 14
That never happened.
amccaul1976 8
that is the definition of quid pro quo. usually the very reason why company policy prevents people that are in a relationship from having positions of power over one another. you could sue your company for this not just your husband. problem is that they might fire him and then where would you guys be. yep fyl.
Anon E Muss 11
This is absolutely not okay, unless you're a mattress-tester.
elizacandle 29
time for a divorce that's straight up illegal, wrong and abusive
zyero 9
That's one awkward can of worms to step in but he just took marriage life and work life and tossed them in the same nest, that is super bad juju professionally speaking and not a good sign for your relationship. Like damn.... Red ******* flag
topher5110 7
in some stated you can be fired and the employer doesn't have to give a reason. but your husband should.