Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
Today, I got another "secret admirer" letter from someone at work. I'm now talking to the police, yet again, because I'm a middle school teacher and suspect it was from one of my underage students. Nobody warned me about this when I became a teacher. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
familyguyfan 0
How did she get your address? I'd keep an eye open if I were you
raabhimself 0
If you take her to a club, she can watch your back! I wouldn't fight an ex con.
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Comments (21)
hhhhyoyoyo 1
ok........ :) well at least you kinda have a secret admirer..LOL
hhhhyoyoyo 1
WELL YOU AT LEAST HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER!
raabhimself 0
If you take her to a club, she can watch your back! I wouldn't fight an ex con.
Not_steve 0
Awesome!
MetalCraze 11
dude when people get out of prison they are incredibly horny go for it the sex will blow your mind
familyguyfan 0
How did she get your address? I'd keep an eye open if I were you
rocker8877 0
#1 is right, also hopefully she is hot ;)
jaxturner 0
How do you randomly meet someone who is in prison?
legendofdon 0
YDI for meeting people in prison.
stoneYa 8
Omg you r hilarious!!
Secret_Fire_King 0
I know, right.. They are in trouble.. Didn't they know curiousity put the cat's ass in jail? I'm sick of hearing about parent's who can't control themselves and so, feel the need to over-control their kids.. It was not their right to open that letter.. The law will punish them.. Mhua ha ha ha ha..