Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Shove your foot up his ass, and when he complains, say you "didn't feel it".
Hefri123 19
1.Kill him 2.Wear his skin 4.???? 5.Profit
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Hefri123 19
1.Kill him 2.Wear his skin 4.???? 5.Profit
_Adog2645 24
3. get arrested
HylianWarrior 21
4. Write a best selling book about it
utzdman55 20
6. Watch the book turn into a major motion picture: "Silence of the Lamb"
friedpwnadge 25
Shove your foot up his ass, and when he complains, say you "didn't feel it".
LyricaSilvan 30
How exactly does one "not feel" a ton of metal and rubber colliding with another ton of metal and rubber? That guy must have the absolute WORST special awareness. I hope you took down his plate numbers, especially if he was being resistant.
Lalala579121 28
Special awareness? How special are we talking, like being aware of ghosts or something?
LyricaSilvan 30
It was supposed to say "spacial." Autocorrect is a jerk.
Lalala579121 28
Not autocorrect's fault when you misspell words. It's spatial.
mockeryofreason 12
at this point, this just seems unnecessary, 25. we know what they meant. it's no big deal.
noogai96_fml 6
Special awareness sounds about right. He'd have to be pretty damn special not to notice himself rear-ending someone.
LyricaSilvan 30
God bless you, 31. I actually laughed at your reply.
LyricaSilvan 30
Pardon me, 25, for not being 100% accurate in the spelling of a word I very rarely see used or use myself. But as 28 said, as long as you got the point, who gives a damn?
Sofia94_fml 15
Don't worry, he'll definitely feel it when his insurance rates go up when they have to pay to repair the damage he caused to your car
Kurliez408 32
Had a lady at the airport who ''didn't feel'' the stroller she was holding ramming into my shin 10 bazillion times. Hope you were still able to get his details OP!
rockydify 22
That's what she said!!!
Fmlreadermostly 20
That is what I said! ;)
thatweirdasian 22
If you didn't get his license number, chances are that the cameras at the drive-thru have caught it. Even if it's just a little scrape, I'd make him pay, especially since he even denied what he did.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Whether he "felt" it or not is irrelevant, although he's definitely lying. The fact that he got out of his car and began arguing with you shows he felt and knew something was up. Since he did that though, I hope you called the cops, have them for safety, and as witnesses of the drive through videos. If there's damage to your car, and damage to his car, most of the time it will be his fault because he's the car behind. The video will show this and hopefully the other guy's insurance will pay for it.
Lalala579121 28
He wasn't the one who got out of the car, OP was. But yes I agree, the fact that he chose to say he "didn't feel it" rather than just saying that he didn't do anything would suggest that he knew that he hit OP's car.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Ah I see, must have skimmed over that part. You're right though, when someone legitimately thinks they didn't do anything, they say "I didn't do it," not "I didn't feel it."
RichardPencil 32
He was probably stoned or drunk. Most people who go through fast food drive-thrus often are. People who are sober go into the dining room, unless they don't want to be seen in public with their "girlfriend."
Thor1012 28
are you serious what a load of crap.. I usually go through the drive thru as then I don't have to bother going inside on my own. . and I can chill out more in the car or sometimes it was handy for work related phone calls
RichardPencil 32
No, it's always faster to park and order at the counter. Plus, you have a chance at seeing if they are adding any bodily fluids to your order. Everyone who goes through the drive-thru gets a "surprise" in their Sad Little Unhappy Meal, and it ain't a toy.
InfiniteSunshine 32
This isn't true at all. I've seen lots of high people go inside to get their order. Probably easier too, because they don't need to carefully handle items being passed through windows. Also, many people use the drive thru because they can just sit and wait alone in their car, it's more comfortable for them, instead of going inside and dealing with people.
Tyrax 16
You just enjoy being a troll, don't you?
The_candyman 13
did you look at your cr and see any damage? was anything wrong? if not then stfu