Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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Top comments
dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
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Comments (103)
bubo_fml 11
You do know Bulls are male, right?
Mister_Triangle 21
Irrelevant; it was never claimed to be a literal bull fight.
redmnky21 8
why didn't u just take the nose ring out then pull it free from the blanket?
TonyIsMyDog 2
Another good reason not to have a nose ring, they are disgusting.
Okayitwasme 0
I agree, yuck!
StalinsHeir 1
Ydi for having a nose ring. Do you think you are a cow?
UnknownyMous 5
Lol, this just makes me laugh. :D
Mister_Triangle 21
To each their own. Don't judge someone else for their choices and they won't judge you for yours....at least, that's how it should be. Too bad the world is full of hypocrites.
TonyIsMyDog 2
He's not judging anyone, he's making a funny comment. If he were judging he would've said something like "All people that have nose rings are scum". There's a big difference. Besides, who are you to say he can't comment? Isn't that what this board is for??
brianjman14 23
How did it take you over an hour? That's what I'm wondering.
TonyIsMyDog 2
I told her a million times not to exaggerate.
hateevryone 15
wow. you need a new nose ring
KiddNYC1O 22
Contrary to popular belief, the color red doesn't anger bulls... It's the way the matador waves the flag.
ddssuperstar 0
Bulls are colourblind so even a lime green flag would grab it's attention in the same way.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That is true, however the use of a red flag is most common because it hides the blood as the bull is being stabbed to death. The fact that it is the most common flag seen is actually what is creating the "was it red?" jokes, not some common misconception.
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
Haha, that made my day!
UnknownyMous 5
That is exactly why you don't get pierced anywhere.
beebananaz88 0
Pfft piercings are hottt
UnknownyMous 5
Not if they get ripped off your body and leave a permanent scar.