Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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Top comments
dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
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dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
22jrdn55 15
indeed!
Damn_Hippster 11
Was the blanket red?
tjv3 10
That's why we shouldn't put jewelry in our noses kids
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Was it so tangled that you couldn't even just take it out? An hour either seems like an exaggeration, or a really weird kind of blanket.
MehrunesDagon456 20
Noses kids??? Do you mean Kid's noses? I'm pretty sure noses kids would be boogers.. ._.
SecretAgent_700 15
He meant "noses, kids" as in he was addressing the kids, saying, "Kids, don't put jewelery on your noses."
constantine91 0
Thats hilarious ! :/
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
thatonewhitegirl 0
true dat
yahoowizard 16
Doesn't look like much help if it took an hour
desireev 18
Ouch!! I hear nose piercings hurt badly anyway.. Something to laugh about later though. :) FYL
ddrump 3
Just like 1 second when the needle goes thru.. Nothing out of this world ;)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
27, For me, my nostril hurt the most. There's a shitload of nerve endings there, and it's impossible to avoid them. Septum piercings, on the other hand, can be virtually painless if you find the sweet spot. Everyone's perception of pain varies, including their individual sensitivity level of the area in question, and tolerance of pain in general. Add to that the competency of the piercer and size of the needle, and you can end up with radically different piercing experiences. That's why the question "Will it hurt?" is a tad pointless.
RainbowHeadache 2
As a child I thought having a nose ring would be pretty bitchin' so I took a regular starter earring with a sharp end and literally screwed it into my nose. Took about two hours & I ended up having to take it out an hour later when my parents saw it but it didn't hurt. Like you said, everyone is different. My septum never hurt either but because of the nerves and such my eyes watered up in response. God I was dimwitted.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
My nostril barely hurt. It stung a bit and my eyes watered. One of my least painful piercings honestl, but my pain tolerance is pretty high. I've had in a hoop and a stud in my nose, so I know this is hyperbole to the extreme, an hour. Honestly you could have taken the jewelry out, or cut the part of the blanket that was holding it.
ICATiger 13
Was the blanket red???
SkoomaKi 28
Yes, it created a Japanese flag.
xSonic 9
You were caught in some bullshit op
A100893 30
That sounds painful. Never getting my nose pierced. *shudders*
WCARlover 35
I have mine pierced it doesn't hurt too bad...however I've never had it caught on a blanket...
22jrdn55 15
it hurts like a bitch, trust me,i've been there!
AlaskaKid95 7
I like your pic 19.
22jrdn55 15
thank you :)
Llama_Face89 34
12- septum?
upyourzlolz 11
This should be a red-flag to not let nosy people hear this bullshit.
superpoptart 24
You tried too hard.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
I thought it was clever.
Pentium_4 27
Must be a huge nose ring, I'm sure it's been caught on many things before if it happened with a blanket haha. You're lucky it didn't get ripped out lol
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im frankly amazed that you guys spent over an hour doing this.