Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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Top comments
dan13mey 0
It took you both a whole hour to get it untangled?
WCARlover 35
At least he helped you
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Comments (103)
ladyLALAA 29
Ouch your nose would have been so sore! An hour does seem like quiet a long time..
dragynfyre 4
there's nothing disgusting about now rings for the asshats that said so. and they do get caught on things occasionally mostly the studs. I'm not sure what the Hell op has in her nose, or what kind of blanket, or the shenanigans involved in the tangle but after 5 min I would have just taken the piercing out and then got it untangled.
dragynfyre 4
blah nose rings I meant. damn auto correct.
dukeunidude 4
The real bullfight will occur when he can't pull his penis out of you.
DustyStorm 16
Scissors?
cjrand 7
So blowing your nose in public must be out of the question. I can picture a shower curtain coming off of all the rungs but one...
Dc040583 6
Shouldn't have your body punctured, mutilated or poisoned with injected chemical ink for mere decorative purposes anyway. Best get rid of that thing before something worse happens.
modernbenoni 8
Well that's a stupid comment...
Okayitwasme 0
You stupid!
miaissolegit 1
Oh, I get my septum ring caught on the blanks all the time. I know how you feel, but I usually only have myself to laugh at the situation.
CrazyCountryGirl 5
That is one of many reasons why Piercings like that are GrOsS!
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
You're GrOsS.
hinksy_9 0
Lol nice
SlightlyUnstable 6
Yeah, I know the feeling of getting things caught in my nose ring. Very pleasant.