Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
What goes up…
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
Bad moon rising
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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bengermin 5
And that's why I ALWAYS wear diapers.
skadoosh52 0
You went WEEEEE on da rollercoaster :P
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Comments (166)
pocketfulofsunsh 0
Oh wow, why would you go on a roller coaster if you know you can't handle it?
ballerr45 0
you musta been soo embarassed!. haha but i woulda laughed.
ihappentobeatree 0
I'm gunna poop in your mouth
ryanbeast 7
you should wear some pampers
sbjc2004 0
ALWAYS per before the ride... duh!
ADub55 0
no, you decided to empty your bladder because you were scared. ydi
victo890 11
you were probaly to scared so u were so scared that you start peeing on the roller coaster but next time try to go before going on the roller coaster
staychill 16
that tingling feeling lol
benjaminn123 0
well now you know .. haha
brbfappinloudly 0
What a crappy coaster ride..