Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
That is honestly the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.
Alexis2742 31
Public restrooms ftw
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Comments (101)
Panu 14
Oh shit!
willsnow18 11
literally
lexiieeex3 32
Why
NishchayT 8
Why do people dislike these
jackipdoc 31
Truly sorry this happened to you that's so shitty!
lexiieeex3 32
Stop it.
Radgears47 23
Never stop with crappy puns!
Alexis2742 31
Public restrooms ftw
cacheson 42
And now you should probably go for an E Coli test.
chevygirl23 17
Might wanna test for c-diff while you're at it, too.
GigaPudding_fml 24
Oh that's so horrible. Hopefully you only got it on yourself and not on your clothes!
kent123654 14
Clothes can be burned... Plus maybe they could pick something up at the airport quickly.
animeislife 11
omg. did you take your suitcase with you? change into an extra set of clothes maybe if you got it on your clothes? sorry OP
Jason89 16
no #6, OP is just gonna wear the clothes they have on
Mathalamus 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ew. Probably the only time to be wary of germs.
MzZombicidal 36
You should always be wary of germs, just especially so in public restrooms.
Mathalamus 25
I choose not to be overly wary of them. My belief is that the more germs that you are sensibly exposed to, the stronger your immune system gets. My immune system is quite strong, as I very rarely get sick. Sometimes, I deliberately get a cold. Just because.
interesting33 37
Haha you deliberately get a cold? How? Or is that a joke - I can't tell :)
Mathalamus 25
It wasn't a joke. And I do this simply being near a person who has a cold. Not hard, really.
slingerslasher 24
It's true. I have a good immune system too so I rarely freak out about all the germs in public spaces. When my roommate gets sick I don't avoid her. I usually end up getting her cold, which I find inevitable anyway. I think that's what Mathalamus or whatever their name is was trying to say.
hellnosucka 27
That is honestly the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.
Burton_Forever 23
made me gag a lottle (it's like a little but a lot) I hate public bathrooms, people are disgusting when it comes to their natural needs...
JustinJK 21
is a lottle somewhere between a lot and a little, like a new word for medium?
HappyItalian 38
I keep reading about FMLs like this where they get it on the walls and I am still appalled as to how you can **** up that bad.
Xion0014 20
How do you not look down before pulling your pants? The toilet is the first thing you see when you run into a stall..
Jirekianu2 19
Same reason they will "fall in" to a toilet if the seat isn't down. lack of situational awareness.
militarybrat 21
When i first go into a stall the toilet is not in my line of sight, the wall is. If im in a rush and about to pee my pants im not gonna waste time looking at the toilet when im focused on getting my pants unbuttoned and down.
Xion0014 20
Am i the only one wondering how the last person managed to burst diarrhea onto the wall?
MzZombicidal 36
It happens more often than you'd think. I clean at a casino and some people just cannot control themselves. Some can be disabled, elderly or just flat-out drunk.
Jirekianu2 19
another common problem are women who "hover" over the seat because even using a seat liner they're so freaked out by germs. so instead they spray feces/urine all over.
interesting33 37
Explosive diarrhea - great - just needed to check how to spell that!
MsFit 17
17- The only job my brother ever flat out quit was as a blackjack dealer. He worked at the casino less than 3 months because it was so disgusting. He said some people would just piss and shit themselves at the table rather than get up to go to the bathroom. Sometimes uncontrollable diarrhea happens so suddenly that the person can't sit down all the way before their volcano starts releasing the liquid lava. That can cause it to splatter on the back of the toilet or wall behind them. That is gross enough (although it's not always the person's fault). I can't imagine having a job like my brother or you and having to deal with people who purposely piss and shit themselves without a second thought or single **** about it.