Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.
Aoifexzx 3
it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.
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Comments (127)
mintcar 10
How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.
rallets 23
that mustve pissed you off
persianjr1 7
what a shitty situation to be in. lol
mintcar 10
Wow... I knew /someone/ would make that comment.
persianjr1 7
haha I figured no one did it so I might as well be the first. lol
L3Paparazzo 7
ewww
BAMF18 0
its better to be pissed off than pissed on. in this case, he was both
TayonaC 10
he is a she....,
rallets 23
why do my comments always get modded? im not even trolling on some of my comments..like this one its gonna get thumbs down, but meh
Takador 3
OP, use GoGirl!
hellogoodbye339 3
ever heard of a blumpkin?
MissBunny25 0
I've actually Been in a situation like this before.. except it involves boiling water and some uncooperative macaroni noodles -.-
rallets 23
holy shit, epic macaroni convo starting up again *grabs bowl and cheese*
persianjr1 7
haha. grabs separate pot and macaroni LETS DO THIS FOR PERSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MissBunny25 0
84 & 90... holy shit what have I started? :') y'all make me so proud.. :D *cranks up Dora soundtrack* let's do this!
persianjr1 7
what you have started my friend, is called a macaroni movement. in which case the best and brightest people go and burn trolls to shreds with macaroni. lol
ballwiz23 0
what is it with you and macaroni?
Kevinzzz 0
Now everytime I see ur pic Bunni I think, "And here comes the macaroni!" lmfao
x3nikkii97 0
thaats why guys are luckyy. they dont havee to sitt on dirtyy publiic toiletss :/ or in this case, broken ones ;D
Kevinzzz 0
very well spoken 100!
5t3ff1k4h 45
100 - It seems your hands are shaking so much you've doubled a few of your letters unnecessarily. Maybe you should get that checked out.
rallets 23
its the other way around #95
Molord1 0
lol
MyNameIsBruce 0
23 dollars. More Gangsta than 17 dollars.
mintcar 10
What is that thing he's doing with his fingers?
mintcar 10
Thing*
mintcar 10
Thing*
tulsafml 0
gangsta
TayonaC 10
#13 I guess it's some gang sign... I'm sure he feels better now knowing he's got a whopping what was it $13 or $17? either way it's stupid and funny :0)
KiddNYC1O 22
13- He's throwing up a sign...
slynoble32 11
*** BLOODS Cs up lol jkjkjkjkjk i aint bangin lol
FallonFerSure 6
Ouch! Poor toilet seat...
instnt1nfction 17
that's why guys rule
persianjr1 7
your pic made me laugh
froob 0
tru dat
bazingaman10 0
and girls drool
sgenfkshe 5
that's a rude picture to have, jackass.
funnyFMLSplz 0
k, girls don't ******* drool. I <3 them. don't be mad cus you can't get any girls to pay attention to you
persianjr1 7
what? idgi
persianjr1 7
whats wrong with the pic. I'm being completely serious.
MissBunny25 0
103 absolutely nothing that I can see.
countryboyj17 0
idk but it made me lol xD
mboehm88 3
it's like riding a surfboard but you're ******** everywhere instead
MissBunny25 0
hahahahahahaha wtf? you deserve a prize for that random comment .
cldean24 4
I wish FML had a high five button.
jewels1877 0
I'd be pissed.
BugsBunny1 4
I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!
BugsBunny1 4
I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!
BugsBunny1 4
I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!
jewels1877 0
Get over it! >:-/
jewels1877 0
Get over it! >:-/
musicfreak9821 6
whoah there buddy, how did the freaking toilet seat break? that leaves me mysteriously curious...
TayonaC 10
dang that's a FAT SQUIRREL! he must really be packing some nuts
BugsBunny1 4
It obviously wasn't in PISStine condition. :P
cptmorgan15 2
Home-made slipn'slide!
persianjr1 7
no. just no
ShokuMasterLord 0
Ew.
blackhamster97 7
At least u were home and could have changed still sucks though.
huntermc7 0
All slippy slidey. lol
jinki101 0
omg... dude u look just like justin bieber.. idk if u take that offensive or not but im not even kidding.. u look just like him..
jess6blondie9 3
Not at all, actually.
luke1998 0
yea no
luke1998 0
yea no
jinki101 0
no in his old pic he did..eh idk now..
huntermc7 0
ha old pic