Anonymous
United States
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Grand Junction, United States
What goes up…
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Kryometric
Coupeville, United States
Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
Anonymous
Bad moon rising
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
sarahrachel
Albuquerque, United States
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
forgotten
United States
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
carl_carl_
Wichita, United States
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Upside-Down Sleeper.
Pasadena, United States
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
monsterdanceman
Ozark, United States
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Stigmamma
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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bengermin 5
And that's why I ALWAYS wear diapers.
skadoosh52 0
You went WEEEEE on da rollercoaster :P
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toxicmurder109 4
ha
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for not peeing first! isn't it common sense to go first?
Elledanae 0
No, unless you have a weak bladder it didn't decide to empty itself, you were literally scared pissless on that rollercoaster. Just admit it.
Miguelx120 0
Today, while waiting in line under the hot sun
Miguelx120 0
i prayed for a lil rain shower ... not the type of shower i expected, FML. lol
tabarnak_fml 7
I think you let yourself go. Liar, don't put it on the bladder, it's your fault!!
NuxX 0
warm coaster rides ftw !
Ray_of_midnight 23
...raindrops keep fallin' on my head....
rebecca_marie_21 0
Fail. you should be less scared when on a roller coaster or empty your bladder yourself before you get on a roller coaster.
Lozzatron 0
..icky