Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Q Hub
Believe in the Q
Today, I found out my 36 year-old wife has been cyberstalking an 18 year old-girl for a week. Why? Because the girl doesn’t believe in QAnon. I found out when my wife’s online business started getting backlash. FML
Anonymous
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
lonelyhubby
United States
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anon
Lansing, United States
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Somerandomguy64
Pleasantville, United States
Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
Barry
Houston, United States
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
oldskoolfun
Warminster, United States
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
Shoe
United States
Way to be creepy
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Emma
Never forget
Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML
Top comments
anti_average 5
You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O
FFML_314 12
Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.
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budman91 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you married the wrong girl, Ydi.
pimplayer 0
ydi OP for not playing halo
ledgehanger 0
I think that's me. Blonde, big boobs? lol
isaiaha11 2
how?
Thin_Ice_fml 0
That's pathetic. It's more lame than an online dating website.
benny2465 0
man I can Finally say this "dump the bitch"
KingDingALing 9
#57 is right...I'm really shocked that someone would actually do that... Have sex with her sister.
buttsexchampion 0
YDI for letting a 14 year old kid on halo satisfy your wife more than you do
KCTruth4 0
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
stephanie0613 0
That's gross, tell your wife to grow the **** up and stop being a cougar. FYL Op, for marrying a moron.
katey280 0
BAHAHAHAH 87 win :)
SarahBearXoX 0
Well actually, the OP's wife got e-married yesterday..
Eyou 0
bro, your married to a pedo.
GoatNuts 0
I bet he t-bagged your wife OP..
allanaskye 0
140 wins
docscientist 10
A cougar? Are you serious? If it was a male you'd call him a pedophile.
baybiigirl 0
thats straight up fcked up. maybe u need to pay more attention to her dumb ass
scott1315 0
stupid bitch
Doopliss01 0
I LIKE BEING BEATEN WITH A BELT BY MOMMY WHILE I WEAR DIAPERS LULZ
C19_fml 9
Fail.
caelrion 1
I'm hard.
iampunk 0
Doop, that's ******* creepy.
violetsweety 26
lmfao Wow 2. xD
salic77 11
that's actually fun.... and enjoyable with the right ppl.
DrAwesome 6
Now THAT is the ultimate pwn.
Cjw1220 0
pwn is wow
Ademus 0
There's gotta be an Xbox achievement for that....
TeeHee124 0
^^WIN^^
ging287 3
WOOOOOOOWWWWWW
cozzygirl 0
pedo much? lol
anti_average 5
You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O
bman134 0
win simply win
lilemo1994 0
I think he needs to just do her more like seriously.
TrustMeImaDR 0
maybe he should start doing all of that in bed?
sarcdude 3
best comment ever imo.
FFML_314 12
Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You mean this isn't normal?
lgs25 0
she does and its the husband fault too cuz if he payed more attention to her than she wouldn't be playing halo to begin with
MnBran6 0
47 - so, paying attention to your girl makes her give up all her hobbies?
Hunter148Cassie 0
No kidding :P that's seriously disturbing I mean we already have enough sick people in the world, and we certainly don't need anymore.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed, Anna. I'm also pretty disturbed by the blatant sexism in some of these comments. I get that people are joking, but can't help feeling like there'd be much more outrage if this was a wife FMLing about her husband and an underaged girl. =
monogonomario 0
haha i know rite?she does
joshsgirlfriendd 0
LEAVE THE PEDOPHILE. Oh, Halo FTW :D
Cjw1220 0
Screw halo.
joshsgirlfriendd 0
Screw you.
slientRequiem 0
halo ftw
NitroTonicsFML 4
Screw halo.
farkie3 8
No, screw you. Halo FTW.
ElloGuvner 0
I agree, screw halo, probably the most overhyped game ever. Also why do I suspect that the op is blowing it out of proportion? oh right, probably because he is.
Epic_Phale615 0
OMFG it's FML not comic-con, stop arguing like a bunch of 5 year old geeks. Wait I forgot your mommy's want you to act your age.
sarcdude 3
Halo 2 was better but Halo 1 only had impressive combat, the areas and enemies were repetitive.
QWERTYCommander 5
Pedophile alert!
perdix 31
Have they exchanged pictures of their genitals yet? Maybe the kid has a bigger dick than you.
anti_average 5
At the very least his e-penis is larger. :D
CH423 0
#12 Win!
Fortuitous 0
"Oh! Master Chief, I love it when you Needler me with your Plasma Rifle."
anti_average 5
penetration - bomb armed ****** - bomb planted GAME OVER :3
Fortuitous 0
Well played, anti_average, well played. It seems victory is out of reach. :P
Hayman68 4
ah reach, i see what you did there
thatonek1d 0
needler and plasma rifle are 2 different weapons, dumbass
Uscdrew1 7
80, no shit.
Fortuitous 0
#80, you should go and Google the word 'joke.'
GabbyCharityM 0
Lol win.
pheonix_flash 7
Dumbass... You cant "needler" someone with a plasma rifle. You "needler" someone with a needler. Its called that for a reason. A plasma rifle rapidly shoots balls of burning hot plasma. Not homing, explosive chrystals. Being the halo fan/nerd that i am i couldnt leave that coment un-corrected