Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
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losesitall 18
Family. You can't pick um
Likian5 26
How childish...
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Comments (88)
eliiteXXXninja 21
**** that someone would have to pay for my phone
chr1sF 12
Time to buy a new phone lol
mbock 15
you should do pay back on her toilet, and use same excuse
ivanfrombg 13
Break my phone, I break your face.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
you spelled every songle bone inside your body wrong
delictg 5
This would be the opportune time for her phone to go "missing"... At least that's what I had to do to my sister. They need to be taught lessons the hard way.
cr500guy 11
Sounds totally reasonable:/
HighasaCloud 46
Good to know. Never let her borrow anything ever again. Give it 6 or 7 years, she'll want to borrow your car and you can use her words against her
MagicalPika 1
Break her wrist. It's her fault. If she didn't want you to break it, she shouldn't have been a huge bitch.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Id break her or something she uses a lot
dbvoodoo 3
I'd have said, "If you didn't want me to break your nose, you shouldn't have broken my phone."