Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
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losesitall 18
Family. You can't pick um
Likian5 26
How childish...
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Comments (88)
booterus 20
Bitch of a sister seems to be an understatement...
trevorr_16 25
OP, how old is your sister?
SuperMew 22
Tell your parents, have her pay for it, take her phone as your own?
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Make her pay for it.Or just mess with her car's engine.
phreaker913 21
she's not wrong lol. don't let people use your phone
laden_swallow09 35
Yes, she is wrong. Completely wrong. Irresponsibly wrong. Just like you.
ViviMage 40
Try to get the warranty/carrier to help you. And you now know not to learn her anything you care about!
Rectov 10
Punch her in the face and when she says her nose is broken say it's her fault for not dodging it
joetan 16
That is just so rotten and irresponsible of your sister.. I feel for you.. But family.. Meh.. Just have to suck it up and buy a new phone.. If you can, get her to pay for it..
worldclassrager 41
If it was a Nokia I am very impressed... Cases are helpful unless she broke it in some strange way...
pete9913 23
I guess you won't be letting her use anything in the future now.