Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Rhaegar 0
Your brother is a big douche.
perdix 31
Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.
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Rhaegar 0
Your brother is a big douche.
brutallyhonest24 0
smash his xbox and kick his ass
Sun_Kissed18 25
He's younger, I assume by a lot but still that sucks
Reyo 2
I'm sorry, but if your parents didn't kick his douchey ittle ass, they're horrible parents. There's letting him get away with something like coloring on the wall...and then there's letting him get away with causing physical harm and destruction of property. Hopefully he'll get what he deserves, and that you're ok. It wasn't the new iGlass was it?
cowgod 0
nothing says revenge like a good kick in the face... make it two, another one for the phone
youguysareidiots 0
You idiots do realize that "decided it would be fun" is an expression. Most likely the OP is saying the little brother happened to do it, not that he purposefully shut her hand in the door. Can you even think of the logistics for that to happen?
blalien 0
I hope you got your phone insured.
Allymeme 3
ydi for leaving yoour hand in the door where he could slam the door
TomMower 0
Really? You are such a douchebag
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's like saying 'YDI for crossing the street without being a phsycic to know that a large gasoline truck with a drunk driver will hit you, while you're in a crosswalk.' Dumbass-__-
nzl_fml 0
you should slam his head in the door. little brothers are the worst.
Vaetrus 0
I like my younger brother. But he should still smash the brother's face in.
perdix 31
Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.
The_Pleb 0
shut the fck up perdix
perdix 31
Oh, you showed me! Leaving the 'u' out of "****" was the best part of your comment.
The_Pleb 0
Perdix Im tired of your clever comments, you put to much thought into each and everyone. This site was made for juvenile comments and hypocrism. If you agree with me thumbs me up and thumbs perdix down. Together we will unite as one against perdix and thoughtfulness
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
what the **** does fck mean?
marshmallowmouse 0
unity? here? really? It's about hand-slamming, not limits on intelligence. XD
midnight_rain 0
I completely agree, just one question... What the hell is hypocrism??? Hello, its called HYPOCRITICISM. Sorry, but learn to spell at least a tiny bit better than a first grader.
animejen1988 9
Actually, it would be "hypocrisy," not "hypocriticism." Hypocriticism isn't a word. Perhaps you should learn that before you correct someone.
animejen1988 9
Oh, and it should be "it's," not "its." Just so you know.
omghehehe 0
Mercy, ditto! I couldn't say that better myself :>
Canteloupe 0
The_Pleb, shut the **** up. Don't be jealous that other people can spell and use proper grammar just because you can't. :)
scrubsfan99 0
Is this a grammar Nazi convention?
hijueputa 0
Agreed, thumbs up to you Pleb and thumbs down to perdix. **** all the other fucknuggets here. Ignore mercy, she's pissed off that she didn't get to nosh her dad's knob.
strananabomb 0
"Nazi" Is the worst he has to worry about, they bash that into your head practically every year in History class. The "real" worry is that he's on http://www.fmylife.com in the first place XP
dacho 7
He was right, it IS funny.
Fop 6
Your little brother is a freaking psycho. Honestly, nobody breaks his sister's hand and phone for fun.
Turnip_Girl 0
There is something very wrong with your brother. @_@
wearinsexypants 0
again with the people whining about how easily their super expensive phones break. cheap phones are way better, because they know the people who get them won't take any crap so they make them better. If you are willing to shell out big bucks for a phone, you're probably willing to do it again and again. therefore they get shit tons of money out of you by making a fragile, yet highly technologially advanced, piece of shit.
smoothpanda 7
$200 dollars for a phone is actually not that much
MermaidSongXOXO 6
He suspected that you were an alien and that your $200 cell phone (probably very fancy looking) was some sort of communication device to call the Mothership. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me ;] *Just kidding, that sucks. I couldn't think of a relevant comment*