Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
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losesitall 18
Family. You can't pick um
Likian5 26
How childish...
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Comments (88)
TheNewGuy03 29
I really hope your sister is an actual child, because in my eyes, she is either prepubescent or a sociopath.
Naatya__fml 25
How old is she ?
sNOOBie_fml 24
I guess it's time for the solution to every sibling issue: Bring in the parent(s). It should be pretty obvious to them that you've worked hard to get the phone, maybe they didn't want to borrow you money for it, and that you would be old enough not to break your phone that quick. Hopefully your sister will have to pay for another through your parents and get grounded for a solid three months with no fun stuff lying about her room.. Depending on her age, you could rip off the head of one of her favorite dolls or something similar to ehat she did to you, using the same excuse as she did.
texasmade817 5
That's some twisted reasoning but she's kinda right
laden_swallow09 35
In what alternate dimension could OP's sister possibly be right, kinda or otherwise? Sissy is just trying to rationalize her shitty behavior by deflecting responsibility off herself and nothing more.
TheLostCauseFML 40
I agreed, your life sucks. But lesson learned. if you let her use it again and she breaks it and I see you back here with the same story... I'm gonna vote that you deserved it because you didn't learn your lesson. lol. Good luck!
xn3x 10
As nobody brought it up: YDI for getting a phone you need MONTHS to earn for. If you can't live without a phone you can't afford to replace, insure it ;)
scyth3s 13
That sounds awfully close to what a rapist would say...
writerchic85 26
Break something of hers with a similar excuse
laden_swallow09 35
Well, if she didn't want you to break her jaw, she should've been wearing a hockey mask! All the time.
laden_swallow09 35
You use that word "fair". But I don't think it means what you think it means.