Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
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losesitall 18
Family. You can't pick um
Likian5 26
How childish...
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Comments (88)
daddysgirl243 21
break something of hers
sunnyray812 42
Do the same back, and use the same excuse. Then ask her how she felt.
thelionheart 14
Break her neck?
MidnaLink 35
Coming from a 14 year old. ARE YOU SERIOUS???
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@34... I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'd say no, 14 is not serious.
False_Stupidity 42
Careful #44, #14 might take a chainsaw to that limb...
WhosThatItsMe 8
@14: Obviously, it's the only logical thing to do: break phone, break neck. Perfectly balanced solution.
RtotheDTwo 9
Sounds like she did this on purpose and came up with a bullshit excuse to justify what she did. Karma will find her.
Kiernan151 25
**** karma, that takes too long. Sign that lil bitch up for ads and give her number to people known for selling personal info. Get her back through others. I of course do agree that she was hopefully punished, like getting her ass handed to her.
olpally 33
Force her to buy you a new phone... After you strangle her first..
backdoorman010 9
well I am guessing you won't ever make that mistake again
I_Like_Dogs 28
1.Kidnap her phone 2.Threaten to break it 3.Make her buy you a new phone 4.??? 5.Profit
JerkfaceHD 9
Ask to borrow her expensive object and break it for revenge, also repeat what she said.
leogachi 15
People like your sister are why I don't let anyone use my electronics. I'm not saying that's what you should have done, because you couldn't have known that beforehand, but I definitely recommend it for the future.
JKPwnage 27
Get your parents to make the shit pay for a new one.