Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
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Top comments
JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
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Comments (111)
Attacksloth 33
Use him as an example of a belligerent and mean professor when you report him to the dean's office.
Baucis 10
Flash the class and walk out like a boss. Win.
maggiefox 25
Report his ass.
KushCrushin89 10
What does his ass have to do with it??
ohSNAPyall 27
He was talking out of it.
Mynamewontfi 40
I would've gone to him after class and tell him how upsetting it is that he said this.
RoseS1977 8
He should be reported. Singling out one person(or even a group) is completely wrong.
Dumbledora 9
Retort back with traits that women are repulsed by; namely, all of his. Seriously, what a fuckhead. Do us all a favor and sterilize him with a nice, swift kick to the nuts.
jixiekat 14
that's so mean! I would report him!
funkybee 8
That is extremely inappropriate and insensitive of him/her. You should report him- s/he has no right to judge whether or not you would be a good girlfriend or not.
Stitcher 14
THAT'S NOT WHAT IT WAS ABOUT. seriously do none of you people commenting take biology? I admit the teacher was out of line, ours are told to never relate their lessons to ourselves or people we know, but I reallllly feel like we do not know enough about the situation to be so rude to the teacher. Seriously though the subject had nothing to do with being a good girlfriend, I am willing to bet it was all about what creatures in the animal kingdom look for in another to mate with. Maybe OP has really narrow hips, which doesn't indicate good fertility like wide birthing hips do. Etc.
tweetypie 18
@69 Would you like for a teacher/professor to call you up in front an entire classroom and point out your flaws (narrow hips, etc) and the reasons you wouldn't be a potential mate? The op didn't say anything about the animal kingdom, she said things MEN are repulsed by.
rocker_chick23 27
#69: Having wide hips doesn't indicate being more fertile than women with narrow hips. Where did you hear something like that?
bellles 18
What an ass, that is so unprofessional . Don't worry too much though, you'll move on to bigger and better things, and every passing year he'll still be stuck as a bitter asshole of a teacher.
Garrett2818 21
I'd have said "these traits got me to bangin your mom last night" but I'm a guy so...