Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
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Top comments
JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
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Comments (111)
nelliegw 26
What a dick! Report his ass.
rocker_chick23 27
Report him. That was very unprofessional of him.
kendall123232 3
A perfect example of bullying in school.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Tp and egg his house!!!!
Mii99 16
Now that's what I call an evil teacher
juanschwartz 18
FYL
krispybacon4321 23
I would've laughed at it like it was a joke. Not to be mean but build a bridge and get over it. That's what I do. Brush it off sweetheart.
worldclassrager 41
How embarrassing seriously that's cruel
thewife5 19
Sounds like sex ed not biology. Everyone isn't attracted to the same traits so his theory is just that ..
kittcatt 8
Actually there are some very general traits that people are attracted to. Lighter skin, hips that are proportionally wider than the waist, a flat stomach, shiny healthy looking hair. On a very basic biological level men are attracted to young, healthy looking women that can give them offspring while women go for the older males who can provide for them and their offspring and provide protection.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Eh. He's just being a dick, don't let it get to you.