Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
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JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
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Pinkraincoat 18
Maybe he used you as an example, because he thought you could handle it. In any case, don't let it bring you down, your traits will attract the perfect partner to you, who will love you for who you are. Everyone is different and not everybody likes the same thing.
vikky538 29
good thing ...next time when he start lecturing sex education he will use him self as example of "dick"... sorry OP that mist have been humiliating..
menfearme 10
What an ass! I still want to know what the traits were... Were they physical or personality traits?
Ratstroke 9
Me too, because I cant believe a teacher would just call out something you cant change
The_Hula_Monster 10
Have him reported. This is sexual harassment and humiliation, and should not be taken passively.
Stitcher 14
how the hell was it sexual. You're over reacting because you don't know enough of the story to comment this strongly.
morghandi 21
Maybe report him for harassment?
Alchemist_21 26
I actually think this wasn't the teacher's honest opinion of OP, and that the teacher just made a pseudo-example of a student like any other teacher. I'm willing to bet the teacher's statements actually went something like "Let's say Jennifer has the following traits..." It would be no different than when a teacher would say "Let's say Bob slaps Sally, and Sally slaps him back..." It does not imply that the teacher actually thinks Bob and Sally will slap each other, it simply means the teacher likes to use hypothetical student examples to inject a bit of humor into the lecture.
FlinkeMeisje 5
This is when you use a completely NON-existent, pretend person to be the example. Shucks, if you need to point to someone, draw a stick figure on the blackboard. You don't use a REAL person as an in-class example, unless it is as a positive example. And even then, you have to be careful, because some people have anxiety issues and don't want the teacher to draw attention to them. This teacher was so wrong!
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Wow Op. I'm sorry you have a shitty teacher. If you ever need an example of a crappy person, you already have one.
Pixiecrack 11
I would have been reported him...that's beyond inappropriate, this should be a person you look up to
dispwned 8
Report that insensitive prick. And to really drive the nail in, that could be reported a harassment or bullying.
AlenaRoseLee 8
My teacher did something like this to me once. She told me, I was like a decoration, sitting there, doing nothing and looking pretty. Sometimes it's just best to ignore it, and wait for karma to get them back. Sorry that had to happen to you, but really, someone that gets a thrill out of doing this to their students is bound to be a very sad and lonely individual.
Stitcher 14
How was that the same thing as OP? You weren't insulted, you were complimented. And besides, teachers are supposed to call you out on doing nothing in their class, you're there to learn. -.-
AlenaRoseLee 8
Excuse me, how is being called stupid a compliment? This same teacher also told me numerous times I was too stupid for school. And, not doing anything in her oppinion meant, that I didn't understand something she asked the class, and when nobody raises their hand, she called on me. If I defend myself, she grades me down, and I really do try to be active in class, but latin just isn't my subject, but does that give a teacher the right to ridicule you in front of the whole class? I do think that the situations are simular, both are shallow remarks.
snugglesMcGee199 23
You're absolutely right, #71. No teacher should feel entitled to degrade your intelligence. I'm sorry that happened to you.