Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
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JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
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Comments (111)
azyjazy713 11
That's horrible! Talk about a self-esteem killer. I'd definitely take that up with the principal/dean.
suri23 11
Wow. I might have gotten my phone, set up record, and invited the teacher to repeat what s/he said for the administration to hear.
piooo_fml 3
I see you're in NB too, OP. I'm a bio student at Mount A - hopefully your story didn't happen here, who the **** does that? Profs should be tested to make sure they're not huge dickbags before they're allowed to teach.
kellyem2 20
I once had a teacher tell my class I was the ideal victim for a serial killer. Some people have absolutely no tact. Sorry, OP. I hope you had a word with him.
Verity101 10
Make an official complaint, coz that shit is not gonna fly! You want to get an education not insulted!
Ratstroke 9
I find this crazy rude, but since you already posted, what did he attribute,i doubt it was your appearence, mind making a follow up?
Polynomial 28
Not to be that guy, but didn't a very similar post get published a while ago? About having unattractive traits to women?
Ocrysia 1
If this is actually true, I'm sorry and that's awful. But I honestly don't believe it at all. If a teacher did something like this, especially now, with the news full of stories about bullying, that teacher would be all over the news and he would be fired. At the very least parents would be called in. Even if the OP didn't tel her parents, one of the other students would have told someone. It'd get out, and kids are cruel...I honestly think if something like this happened, he'd be in a lot of trouble. If it did happen OP, and you haven't reported him, you should immediately. You may be strong enough to deal with something like this, ut what if he does it again to someone who isn't as strong. Kids are killing themselves over being bullied. You should do something about this guy.
Duceswild99 19
Well in all fairness the OP might be a guy. In which case the situation isn't as horrible and even somewhat comical. "Hey look at Timmy with his broad shoulders a common trait in Men. Women with this trait would be appear less feminine and might not be as attractive to the opposite sex."
Omniprism 15
What an asshole. Maybe he was trying to help you by pointing them out. Still though what a jerk especially in front of the whole class. I'd complain about him. You can do that ya know. Good luck. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not super attractive but I'm married. There's someone for everyone.