Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
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Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
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JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
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Comments (111)
Sparkieemae 14
that is mad unprofessional I'd report them to admission.
creepyclowntown 10
teachers are horrible.I had a biology teacher who talked about how much bacteria and germs are in hair and the more hair you have the more infested you are and how gross it makes him feel.he pointed to me and said "this much hair is disgustingly infested"
Gradask 10
Go to the princepal and report, teachers should not use childern like that. And since one ever stands up for thier class mate, this could be the start of bulling.
Vanshikap 24
whoa. sorry about that OP. that sucks. don't take it to heart,ur teaches is an asshole. you will always be someone's type,and beauty isn't skin deep.
Witchylady 18
Your teacher is rude. Hope he did t crush your self esteem too much!
sNOOBie_fml 24
That's just mean. I hope he or she apologized to you a lot during the lesson or at least once after the lesson had ended.
Stitcher 14
FYL if it's physical traits, YDI if it's behavioral. Besides Op, don't take it super personally, in the animal kingdom it's just for mating traits to provide stornger offspring, it's got little or nothing to do with love.
OSJake 6
Perfect example why teachers have to earn my respect, rather than just giving it to them. I've had many teachers who were condescending dicks and believed they actually had authority. I would have told that teacher to go **** him/herself and I would have marched right to the principle's office.
Kayaytea 18
This is completely unprofessional on your professor's behalf. I'm sorry, OP.
CupOfCoffee 14
Woah, that is downright disrespectful! Nice new addition to my English vocabulary though: 'dicknoggin'. FYL