Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (111)
chelseaalise 12
awweeehh. bless your heart!
Saraishi 25
You teacher is a bitch.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
lol. time to hit the gym and put down the fork
fsomelife 26
Report him. He did nothing illegal, but if the school isn't a complete junkyard, they hopefully won't be keeping him around much longer. And don't take him seriously; if he doesn't understand simple boundaries, his judgement can't really be trusted. :)
skyeyez9 25
Can't you at least report him to the Dean? He had to be violating a code of conduct on how to treat students.
robd007 20
the traits could have been anything. for example, the professor could have said that she nags a lot, is conceited, a drama queen or maybe she is an man hater. He might have even said she's too skinny for a men for breeding purposes. it could have been a funny presentation but the OP might have not understood. everyone here jumps to conclusions too fast...
sammyjo06 14
So you think it's okay for a guy to tell a woman she's repulsive because she's too skinny? I'm a fat woman and I think that's horrible =/. Also that even if OP is a drama queen or has attitude problems, it's still inappropriate for a professor to bring stuff like that up, especially in front of the whole class.
missyfiona89 28
That was very insensitive and unprofessional of him.
bacooke 10
wow what a prof!! how did he even get a job in the first place
Xotoolyxo 16
Tell him only to fend off repulsive A holes like himself
Animeisthebest1 14
When you have tenure you can say anything.