Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
Today, I finally found out why I got a D in a class last semester. It was a heavily attendance-based class, and apparently he only marked you present if you participated in class discussion. It was a 100-seat lecture. FML
Today, after I studied a lot of my time away and taking part in a test, my two friends got good grades, even though they didn't even study as much. Most of the time they did a lot of other stuff, and I don't know why my score isn't as good, and I'm not satisfied. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
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donutboy 0
YDI for having sex with your teacher's cat
jvjanisse 0
he sounds like me. I got AP credit for Stats, they gave me credit for stat209, I need to take stat300... same class dont go to lectures and just go to tests. seriously, if you see people skipping and they LOOK like they've got it together, ask them to tutor you
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Comments (26)
Eir_fml 1
Your study partner sounds like me. Maybe he just learns on his own. I just happen to own at learning. Hehe.
jvjanisse 0
he sounds like me. I got AP credit for Stats, they gave me credit for stat209, I need to take stat300... same class dont go to lectures and just go to tests. seriously, if you see people skipping and they LOOK like they've got it together, ask them to tutor you
sylvia_fml 0
this happens with me all the time ..=( ..
tincan 0
Same as #4... ;-; Life is so unfair. *sigh*
mishmash_fml 0
I feel you... same deal with my roommate. She doesn't even study til the night before tests...
Whiz_boy 0
you can learn a lot of things, like those taught at college lectures, on Youtube.
NightElfGod 0
I never go to any of my classes but i always am one the highest grades. Like back in highschool i slept threw all of my classes but i never got below a B. never studied or anything. Im great at BSing Essay tests.
LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY 9
through* Your parents must be so proud.
NewLight8421 0
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hah i hate studying. so i dont. i dont get below a B (: maybe im just lucky i dont know... my IQ was 128 in 3rd grade :D that might have something to do with it
tehman117 21
No, it doesn't.
donutboy 0
YDI for having sex with your teacher's cat
devilsown007 0
I got perfect SATs on a hangover.. havin fun is so much better for the brain than studying..
kasumirock 13
you are completely and utterly full of shit