Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
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csigabajnok 0
He did YOU a favor, believe me!
volnye 0
I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."
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csigabajnok 0
He did YOU a favor, believe me!
NorfolkDude 2
Don't stress it. Biology is boring to talk about though. Next time you do this, and he says, "NEXT" like that, you get up and speak as loudly as you can, "OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT SMALL! NEXT!" and proceed to laugh then talk to the next guy besides him.
cartesianlogic 0
bio is SO not boring to talk about, it's a diverse and fascinating field as well as the one most directly related to sex :p
Peachy2392 26
It's only boring if you don't have an interest in the subject. Just like everything else in life. You have to find someone with the same interests as you. It was very rude of him to just say next and move on to the girl beside you, hopefully she witnessed his behavior and turns him down. Anyways, best of luck finding someone, OP! :)
volnye 0
I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."
beaglegal 42
^^ this XD
guesswho_fml 0
WOW ... messed up
Vic_Sage 0
he was afraid of you. most bar trolls are intimidated by women who can fight or use their brain for something more than a paperweight.
coolguy 0
bio RULES. you will find someone better :o)
PWinArgyleSox 0
BioGeeks are awesome. his loss.
Miru_fml 0
He was just running away from you because he knows he won't be able to impress someone smarter than him.
quiksta 0
what's the matter with women? you feel the need to prove something to assholes while you probably know about 5 real gentlemen who secretly love you and want to actually treat you well, and probably cast them aside as "friends"
J352SAURUS 30
Generalizations. Generalizations everywhere.
necomni 0
You should be proud. He just wanted a dumb ****. You proved that you actually had brains. ;)