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Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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Uradoosh 1

there would be three dead guys if it was my house

misoHappy 0

WTF?! Scary more than awkward!

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ariel_xx_aos 0

hahahahahah how awkward :)

brennboo 3

were they drunk? if they weren't then something is majorly wrong...

marinus_fml 20

Awkward you say? You have a valid point, but I think it depends on whether OP is male or female, and whether OP knew the three guys or not.

stitch_book 4

awkward? awkwardly AWESOME! now force them to be your friends, OP! don't ever let them leave!

brennboo 3

ah good point 6. if OP is a guy it wouldn't be that awkward but if OP is a girl.... It doesn't sound like OP knew the 3 guys either

megamandude455 10

hey 1 it would be even more awkward if op was a girl. btw, u purdy

stephanie0613 0

Omg ! i would freak if i didn't know them but i agree with everyone else :) ha.

racer337 2

I don't see how that correlates...

Serec 0

I doubt it would be awkward, 1. I would be more annoyed at the fact they left the broken glass on the floor. See OP? They can't even clean glass up. Those are guys you don't need to associate with.

Thawn 0

statistics show that 3/4 people enjoy gang rape!

RyGan 0

This is probably one if those FMLs where OP didn't tell the entire story .. They probably broke a window while playing baseball and let some guy friends sleepover -.-"

ggooo3 0

40 I wanna taste ur rainbow ;)

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

for every fourth is the victim

The_Big_Mac 7

it would be awkward for about 30 seconds before I walked back and got my gun. They only thing left awkward then would be do you want to get up and stand outside and wait for my department to show up, or would you like me to just keep you here at gun point.

zerobahamut03 2

I know this isn't recent but why did you go on FML instead of calling the cops or something? That's some scary sh*t!

Thawn 0

congrats 76. you got the punchline. you're amazing!

zendaddy0 0

sorry me and my friends were really high and dr who was on soooooo

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Why does everyone keep saying this would be awkward? I would say this would be pretty freaking scary! If I woke up and my window was broken and 3 strange men in my house, I would be freaking out! But that's just me i guess.

mackalpha 0

first,, I hope

D_Train 2

haha number 2 fail.

misoHappy 0

WTF?! Scary more than awkward!

Icyyy 0

OP needs to make sure she's still fully clothed.

Gringe 1

U shoulda just played it off like it was normal... "hey can i get u anything to drink? Oh please dont get up ill get it..."

FFML_314 12

You're just upset, because they found your stash of gay ****.

stitch_book 4

oh noes!!! code ... raindow!

oh_wow_why_me 0

ffml, you are truly a comedy genius.

netherflame 0

I just realized this could work out even if OP was a woman...

Epic_Phale615 0

Win?

Uradoosh 1

there would be three dead guys if it was my house

SirWhatsHisFace 0

Agreed. Those guys could be used as #2 pencils if they broke into my place. No one messes with my 12 ga. and me.

InDenial 6

What? Sorry I didn't understand what any of you 3 replies just said.

mitchn60 6

You got that right. They wouldn't have had time to get to the remote. 3 guys just means a target rich environment.

noname5067 0

the most likely suspects of that happening where I live would be wetbacks and that's what's nice about 12 ga. is you might be able to kill three birdies with one stone

Ratracer 6

You're a racist idiot

shitusernames 0

ya prob laugh to death from your faggt choice of where to live

Absocold 0

Did you go get a bat? Or even better, a samurai sword?

millionaire93 0

wow, ffml, really? why?

dragonaair 5

Because three guys the OP did not know, BROKE into her/his house and watched the TV. Seems like a FML to me.

BonJovi821 3

#42 Was that a reply to the right comment? >.>

mrahhhhh 21

My God. OP, I can tell you're excited that Beavis and Butthead are getting renewed (I know I am). However, that doesn't mean that you should start living like the two dum dums. Ha, Beavis... we excited him. Ha ha ha... Yeah, I am Cornholio! Brr!!

sourgirl101 29

Beavis: I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.

ImSoBaKed 0

Your name is from an app called mr.ahhhh I believe?

mrahhhhh 21

Oh my God. #81 (username ImSoBaKed) just guessed where I got my screen name from. :D ImSoBaKed, you have won the 25 internets I posted as a reward on my profile. Use them wisely my friend. This is by far the most internets I've given out, as I thought it would be a very long time before someone got the right answer. Congratulations dude. I'll put your screen name on my profile as the first person who guessed the meaning behind my name if that's ok with you. You got the impossible answer! I also used mrahhhhh as my fml name because it is very easy to type, I love people asking me whether it's Mr. Ahhhhh or M. Rahhhhh, and it's weird in a good, random way. Plus that game is awesome (mr. ahhh! on the ipod touch) :). Anyway I'll stop rambling now.

MissGrinch 4

I must interject! So I receive nothing? HMM?

mrahhhhh 21

I consider you a great commenter; that should be enough. :( Who am I kidding, it's not. Here's a mouse at the end of a long spring that is wrapped in cloth and attached to a heavy square base :) .

MissGrinch 4

I accept that, mrahhhhh. :)

ERICA833 0

r u ericwithnok???? (mrahhhhhh)

mattNL 0

would be a different story if it were 3 girls

ricktos 0

better believe it!!!!!