Anonymous
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
fmlskank93
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Heartbroken
United States
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Anonymous
San Jacinto, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
ShouldICallYouDaddy
Grantham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Small world
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Top comments
Rkikkas9713 25
The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.
EvilLittleGirl 24
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
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Pink185054 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First question how old is your best friend? Secondly that may seem disgusting to you but what your mother and your best do in their free time,whether it be together or apart, is none of your business.
ProfessorMctitie 20
it kinda is his buisness when his best friend brags about it
WCARlover 35
I think his best friend and mother sleeping together is definitely OPs business...especially since his friend told him about it.
ZombieVampirez 24
He stepped over the boundary when he slept with his mom.
razzledazzle21 23
The FML doesn't actually say that the friend bragged, or even was the one to tell him. OP could've walked in on them, his mom could have told him, etc.
PizzaElHutt 7
Stupid ass.
rydersmomma16 21
Yeah no, if it's your MOM and BEST FRIEND it's completely your business. Smh.
LittleMissShadow 16
Well that's a hell of a plot twist isn't it?
quickfingers100 15
Cheers mom! Set your dad on him!
spatula232 25
Shitbrick?
lulinator 40
It's Shit Break.
asherm 15
I never knew that, always thought he was saying "shitbrick". Learn something new everyday haha. I got the reference though
lulinator 40
I'm a nerd. I watched it with the closed caption on once. I always thought it was brick too.
redstone7693 29
everyone who down voted this have never seen american pie.
yosico22 16
Ummm gross. Your mom for being a cougar ans your friend for dropping that low.
BrotherPhil 35
Not necessarily - OP'S Mum could be a major league milf.
Gillett 23
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
socialproduct 19
So... What're you trying to say?
socialproduct 19
So... What're you trying to say?
1dvs_bstd 41
Whose betrayal is worse? Your best friend or your mom's? how the actual **** could she stoop so low as to **** her son's friend?
Darkness_Hate 29
Your mother is not actually innocent since she's an adult...Still a dick move coming from this friend.
elcee1987 18
I see what you did there....
Melbear15 3
Ohoho... Ouch.
jessie85678 15
You mean ex best friend
shino411cute 13
Why ex? That's what I don't understand if the sex is between two concenting adults what difference does it make. They could be very happy together does love really need a number? People come into each other's life's for a reason.
jessie85678 15
Okay, so... Your best friend sleeps with YOUR mother and your reaction is "lol its ok guys, life happens. Go have fun, you two"...???
rydersmomma16 21
Your an idiot.