Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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Comments (354)
PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
fiercemuffin 3
so you had a filtf then?
baderier 6
that's pretty gross....
skiboy444 0
wow wt an asshole
iTaylor 0
omg that's so wrong
AliaChen 5
I'm more disturbed about the fact that the DAD slept her friend, not the other way around 0.o what a creeper
hairt 4
www you're gonna get a half-sis/bro!!!!!! :p
teulito 0
hes a dilf instead of a milf
yeeder1 0
what the ****...?
hairt 4
eww*
Trickyklown 0
That sucks but guess she really really wanted it. o.o
quite_bored 9
Pedobear says hai from /b/.
Karynthebabe101 0
in your bed? ew.
mshoes12346 3
omg pls tell me ur parents are divorced before that or something... i normally am not supportive of people getting divorced but that i am in this story cuz this cud cause even worse problems for ur fam if ur mom found out her husband was sleeping with some teenager
sixtimessix 0
your dad is pretty awesome. let's hope she was over 18. or else daddys goin to the slammer
Slappyzezima 0
only in Australia...
natas_fml 13
seeing how OPs name has 93 at the end I'm guessing she's around the sane age as her friend... call Chris Hansen!
natas_fml 13
same*
rebbee 0
In Aus. the legal age for one to have concenting sex is 16. :-) Daddy got away with it this time!
Phaa 0
Why would your dad say yes? I mean every man has his fantasies I guess.
mintcar 10
Yeah, that's ******* sick.
OochenSnoochen 15
That doesn't mean an adult is excused for sleeping with someone underage, especially for a gap that big.
mintcar 10
Yeah, that's ******* sick.
SmylieVyrus 0
so, if dad has a kid with your best friend does that make the baby your 'best-brother/sister'?
Peacemaker9 7
hello new mom!!!! lol
parii 0
that's just disgusting
sourgirl101 29
Or if he ends up marrying her, will you call her "mom"? Sorry FYL
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Yeah the dad's scum for sleeping with his daughter's friend but man what a **** of a best friend! Way to set a goal & go for it ****.
Matu 4
Your dad wouldve said giggity giggity goo!
megamandude455 10
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Danger716 0
Ydi for not being a part of the action.
ucofresh 4
So your dad is pretty hot then? Nice.
Phaa 0
82-go back to your bridge
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Sux OP. Your dad must be a lil pindick to go after children.
rebbee 0
Horrible typos in my last few posts. Sorry, It's 2am here. ;-)
SaintE_fml 0
that's nuts!
Melgros 0
Grats for your dad, I just hope she wasn't fugly.
fourchancookie 0
the OP has this so wrong and crazy
KarinaLizeth18 5
haha 79 talk about assuming >:P you sir, FAIL!!!
ColetteL 4
I actually agree with 79!
Griggy 0
So your dad's horny and your friend is a *****? F Your Life...
starile 20
79: Yeah, in the first part of your comment, you look down on someone for assuming, then in the second part you straight up say "id assume..." FAIL. And I can't believe you don't see the FML, it was her DAD and her BEST FRIEND-- she has strong emotional ties to both, they're not just two random consenting adults to her. Apparently your understanding capabilities only go so far.
washingtongirl 8
um, statutory rape....
applebee_16 0
maybe her dad was David duchovny... just saying
EricErection69 0
98 more like his nut xD ewwwwwD: FYL
matt5217 4
I don't see the problem here
CueTheMusic 22
At least she didn't do your mom.
Mortanious 0
79 you FAIL epically with all your ass-backwards logic. There is no need to assume the best friend is a ****, she is a ****. If you don't understand why, just start reading this comment all over.
coolsteve 0
hot
coolsteve 0
I thought the legal age in America was 16???
adriane209 0
I'm pretty sure I watched a **** on this one time?!?
mfmylifesrsly 30
169, she was saying you failed because you told the guy he failed for assuming, but then in the next paragraph you said 'I assume he's divorced'
welandedonthemoo 5
hi I'm Chris hansen from date line. why don't u have a seat over there
Pluff 0
79, let me break it down for you. The friend went after a man much older than her for the hopes of having sex. She is, by definition, a ****. Also, how old are you? You'd have to be pretty damn naive to see nothing wrong with an immature teenager having sexual relations with someone's father, not to mention her best friend's.
Colibeau 3
**** kill heerrrr!!
SaintE_fml 0
47 that is nuts
everajade 0
dude. it will never ever be cool for your best friend to sleep with one of your parents. besides the girl is probably only seventeen. thats not consenting age where I come from
everajade 0
legal age in America is 18
FFML_314 12
OC, I agree with you. These little kids just don't know a thing! OK, nevermind 182 really broke it down for you. I can't believe how much I learned from you 182. You are my god.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Something tells me the reason 79 doesn't see anytimg wrong with this is for the possible one of the two (or maybe both) reasons. 1) they ****** their friends mom Or 2) they ****** some little kid, maybe their younger sibling's friend or their friend's younger sibling
FFML_314 12
It's people like you that should be beat with a hot stick, 195.
ohthebloodygore 16
Aria, people like that should be beat with a heated metal bat. Just saying. :]
Freeze_fml 17
Having sex with your best friend's father at the age of 17 isn't slutty at all. Perfectly normal. The age of consent is a standard everyone should follow. Forget sincere relationships - go screw your friend's dad. Bonus points for doing it on your friend's bed! Nothing wrong with this at all. Assuming that the best friend is 17, since the username implies that OP was born in the year of 1993 and most people tend to befriend and become best friends with those in their age group. Of course, I might get pummeled for trying to assume and then hear another assumption.
ICut 0
lol!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
You're right 199, I should be beaten for stating my opinion.
FFML_314 12
I was referring to you implying that someone is a child molester.
hannah1203 2
ahaha 6= EPIC WIN
ellielovesyuh 0
WTF that's sick and twisted. poor op I'd go beat her ass. d:
Master__Chief 0
hey whats your adress? i want to meet your best friend... :)
fylimgettinglaid 0
stop your ******* whining, if you're friend is of legal age and they both wanted it they have the right to make that choice, unless you are mad cause you wanted it. fyl for being a selfish bitch............... the only part I feel bad for you about is it was in your bed but my question is how long did you watch you dirty little hoe? :)
DoesAnyoneCareIf 0
16- Same here. Still gross though, bad best friend much?
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
nasssttyy.... now every time you'll go to bed you'll have that picture in mind.... and #77 win :)
girlygurl690 0
man I'm sooo sry
shellytaliaaxxx 0
Imagine your best friend being the mother of your little brother/sister. Ahh.
yoohooaddict 0
lmfaoø
SmylieVyrus 0
245-you're a **** for having two dudes at once
Freeze_fml 17
Hahaha. I was expecting some long Wikipedia sized article about how incorrect I was, but saying my balls haven't dropped yet was all you could respond with. Good one.
AbbyLOVE 0
#16 I am more disturbed bout her bff cuz she was young nd could get a younger guy ... who doesn't have a daughter.....
Betz 10
OC- do you need a tampon? :)
SmylieVyrus 0
lol @ this
ColetteL 4
Since when does having sex with an older man make you a ****? My father is much older than my mother but she has been with him exclusively for over 30 years. I'll have to tell her that her faithfulness is irrelevant and she is in fact a ****. Freaking ignorant ass people!
emo_devon 11
dude...no one needs to know about ur incest 3way fetish.....not unless u're an anime fan
dreadlocks 7
yeah but it's only legal to sleep with someone under 18 if you're under 18 too - so 2 16 year olds can have sex but not a 16 year old and an old man, that's statutory rape
fylimgettinglaid 0
you my friend are a ******* tool, in Australia 16 is the age of majority before you quote at least understand not everyone is living here in the united states, in Australia where the op is this was 100% legal so go sit on a 12 gauge
Lozinger 0
#264 is correct :) Alot of people don't realise this law.
ohSNAPyall 27
To the people asking about US law: If the age difference is more than three years (and a minor is involved) it is considered statutory rape. So a 16 year old could sleep with a 19 year old, and a 17 year old could sleep with a 20 year old, but if a 16 year old sleeps with a 20 year old, the child's parents could press charges. Thanks for the lesson in Australian law. Her friend could also be 18 and still be in the same grade, so let's quit arguing semantics here. Why didn't he sleep in his own bed? Gross. Gross.
FFML_314 12
That's not for the US. There are some states with that law, but not all. In the state of Minnesota, 16 years of age is legal consent. As well as Wisconsin.
HappyPickles 11
I actually agree with #79's first comment. There's no evidence that OPs friend is a **** - based on the meaning of **** as being "sexually promiscuous". There's no evidence here that OPs friend has slept with anyone else. She may have been a virgin when she slept with OP's dad, and may have slept with no one else since. You may not agree with her morals, but it is still an assumption on your part to presume that OP's friend has had "relatively many partners" [citation]: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/**** [citation]: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promiscuity Peace and enlightenment...
smydiwannafthata 5
It would be nice if he divorce and then marries her friend. Her new mom will be her best friend. How cool is that?
Clare420 0
when your friends say stuff listen!
MaryFairy 3
193 seriously? The legal age is 18? That's really old!
ManaUser 0
It depends on the state, it is actually 16 in most of them, though it's higher in some of the most populous states (18 in California, for instance). It depends on on the state in Australia too actually, it's 17 in Tasmania and South Australia (16 in the rest).
delicious_nom_no 0
oh yes
xoxo31 0
18, winnn!
jizwiz 3
I smell a 4 way!! Make sure you bring a ***** and shove it up her ass till she bleeds. Sorta like a 3 way rape to pay for it
itsybitsyspider 0
that is wrong on SOOOOOO many levels!
ryan429 0
176 for the win!!!
MsBrainDamage 0
that's not the definition of **** you asshole and I don't hear anyone calling the dad a *****?? and sorry op but this is kind of hot
pyrestriker 6
Nevada has a legal age of consent of 18 for men, but 16 for women... >.< Or so I'm told.
EvilPotato 15
that's wrong in every way
Killer_fel 15
Moron
rakume 0
that sux
starile 20
Seriously! That's such a super creepy gross thing, and I'd feel betrayed by both of them. I kinda wanna know how she found out! OP, for your sake, I hope your mom is your best friend and that maybe your parents were too drunk to realize it wasn't their own bed.
neal001 0
Um what about mom.
FYLDeep 26
Wanted? Sounds like she had him already.
IphonFML 6
hes a FILF hahahahaha
Jaguar1234 0
lol beat her
everest84 3
1. beat her 2. blackmail her and ur dad (id get a car and a big screen tv and have her do all ur home work)
Crowcaller 5
ewwwwwww
paid2think 0
Mission Accomplished. +100 points
dacman48 0
achievement unlocked! jailbait
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
TyIsGeek 0
that blows. I'd beat her ass !
EoinDonnelly 13
She probably blows too
Annzy 0
uh, ew! I would never do it with my best friends dad. that's just gross.. and we consider us sisters. So, Incest much?!
lana1316 0
i would b sooo pissed at her i would never talk 2 her again