Anonymous
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
fmlskank93
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Heartbroken
United States
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Anonymous
San Jacinto, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
ShouldICallYouDaddy
Grantham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Small world
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Top comments
Rkikkas9713 25
The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.
EvilLittleGirl 24
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
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Comments (145)
venomousflower 24
Wow what an asshole
howard007 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Congrats to the mother?
badluckalex 23
More like what a legend
Morning_fml 22
On a serious note though, I'd probably beat the shit out of my best friend if he did that to me. I mean, it's my mom; I respect her and the only person that would be able to touch her in that way would be my dad.
quickit 24
What a mother f*cker.
incoherentrmblr 22
Stiffler, is that you?...
russfml 31
Or Finch, he ****** Stifflers mom lol
TheBelt 19
Took the words right out of my mouth.
DestinyNiya 33
That's what he said
ProfessorMctitie 20
Tell him you ****** his dad
1dvs_bstd 41
what?
IAmzephyr 22
w... would he really mean it too?
SlimDanny 15
This would not help OP in any way.
ILikeKoalas 24
Don't worry, I thought your comment was funny, #2!
DanCastellaneta 17
Overage gay sex? *shivers*
UnluckyLatina 22
Maybe OP is female/ homosexual? You never know
mahaliah17 9
hahaha best comment out of all of them
span56 13
Gayyyyy
miriamfrank 22
At least they didn't tell you that they're your new dad.
laureri 26
"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should **** each other's mothers, **** each other's moms, pushin that place you came out as a baby, ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, ****** each other's moms." I feel like this songs fitting, I couldn't resist!!
Revan501 15
Jesus I didn't know such a song excisted!
chocolatejunebug 9
You are missing out If you don't know lonely island!
addisonrose12 16
Omg I was gonna post this if it hadn't been posted yet!! Lol glad I wasn't the only one thinking it!!
EvilLittleGirl 24
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
vbmah 12
I don't know how proudly he should be saying that, depending on how old you mom is..
munchly 17
Age has nothing to do with it... Hot is hot regardless of how old she is
CoGhostRider 31
@68 age matters on the low end for us over 18. ?
derp_taco 22
Come on stop trying to get laid on FML
daemonsparta 16
milf alert
shino411cute 13
She has to have ringlets to be ops mom
Markovski 18
Well... what a mom.
TheNiceOne 20
You don't know the age of the mom...or the best friend...or Op.
coffeelicious 11
Also, what a friend. :/
Rkikkas9713 25
The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.
1dvs_bstd 41
"you **** my mom, I **** your mom" it's in the Bible.
ArsenicApple 15
I almost died here.. #7 & #49 sound like people I could hang with
randomname98 22
#7, you ************!
Redoxx_fml 22
"I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should **** each other's mothers, **** each other's moooms!!!"
fie26 9
Hamurabi's code demands it
cutycat136 28
Yet he is still your best friend... I can never quite understand other people
RainTears 15
I don't think it's really necessary to add an "ex" because it's pretty obvious he probably isn't friends with him anymore
NickACD 27
He should then call himself Stifler.
y0ima0wn 10
Doesnt matter, had sex.
hamburgerjung 23
But I cried the whole time... ^^
AlwaysWatching 27
Doesn't matter had sex
MzZombicidal 36
Seems to be a bit of an echo here.
i_lik_tomaters 21
Doesn't matter had sex
starile 20
She kept looking at her watch.
BrotherPhil 35
So Yoda's here too, is he?
socialproduct 19
Jedi masters get all the pussy
Bricktothehead 21
What if you were your own grandfather?
xoamy906 25
... What?
DoomSkuller 28
Futurama reference, guys.