NSFW: Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and...

Anonymous 22 April 2015, 14:14 Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Anonymous 24 December 2018, 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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fmlskank93 1 September 2010, 11:10 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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Heartbroken 8 August 2018, 13:00 United States

She's got it going on!

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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thatisnotcool45 9 December 2011, 05:22 Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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Anonymous 2 November 2015, 08:01 San Jacinto, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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Anonymous 19 September 2020, 08:01 United States

Bigmouth strikes again

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Anonymous 22 July 2015, 20:12 San Francisco, United States

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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Noname 6 February 2009, 19:23 United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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ShouldICallYouDaddy 30 April 2016, 11:49 Grantham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Small world

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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Anonymous 22 January 2010, 05:02 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Rkikkas9713 25

22 April 2015, 22:36

The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.

EvilLittleGirl 24

22 April 2015, 22:34

when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....

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Evil_Jester 17

23 April 2015, 00:32

Epic.

saffy66 34

23 April 2015, 00:44

As an older woman with an adult son, without knowing ages and the circumstances, it's hard to know which way to lean. I mean, are they both consenting adults? Was it a one off, a dare, or do they genuinely have feelings for each other? Maybe it's been going on a while? A lot of younger men do go for older women - but having said that, in same circumstance I would have serious concerns about the mother getting involved with her son's friend. It's almost as bad as sleeping with her daughter's boyfriend or ex boyfriend. And if it was a one-off, even worse. Why risk the hurt and awkwardness just for a poorly chosen one night stand? There is going to be a LOT of fallout and I'd like to hear the follow-up.