thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
messed up
United States
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
cantstoplaughing
United States
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
nen_00
United States
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Cindy
United States
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Heartbroken
United States
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Top comments
f_ckml432 8
Your best friend must have an old woman fetish
Beebow_fml 5
3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.
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f_ckml432 8
Your best friend must have an old woman fetish
akayc32 0
There is a possibility she wasn't grey hair grandma old, if "step sister" is a baby, everyone on that side had kids young and aunt is the youngest.... But it does sound disturbing how its written.
yumlicious 4
The op said the grandma's aunt. So if I'm correct that would great-great Aunt. I'm assuming she's in the 60-100yo range.
HeartAndSoul2011 0
Well not in all cases...sometimes the aunt/uncle is younger than the niece/nephew...it's weird but not uncommon
ThogTheCaveman 7
GILF? Grandma I'd like to ****?
RedPillSucks 33
GILT - Grandma I'd like to tongue?
deadbabies 0
Who doesn't love a good gumjob every once in a while?
dethbunny 0
I have a nephew that is three years older than me.
blakarius 6
Classic
yumlicious 4
@33 - Touche. My friend has an aunt the same age as her.
MexicanObama 15
This step-stisters grandma's aunt could be about 40 years old just about, It's possible the OP could just have an older best friend... although this is a bit of a stretch :/
Beebow_fml 5
3 generations up? I'm going to guess you're both rather young which makes this even more disturbing.
RadPenny 6
or his step sister's young.
bizarre_ftw 22
Colin?^ Or there could be an age gap between the friends
Ecklcakes 15
Hold up a second. If you calculate this. Lets assume OP's best friends is 16. If grandma was born when mother was 20, and great granny was born when mum was 20, granny's aunt could be as much as 40 years younger. (see next comment for rest)
Ecklcakes 15
Lets assume 25 years younger. Lets say stepsister is also 16 and her mum and and her were born when their parents were twenty, so granny is now 56, aunt could be 31. Or if you were to take an extreme and assume early and late sexual activities, birth at mothers only 12 and late as 50 then aunt could be unborn. So best friend could also be a paedophile. But I'm sure it's not as bad as it sounds anyway.
deceivedandlied 19
I was guessing OP could be early twenties, with a step sister younger than ten. Atleast then it makes his sisters great aunt not look like a pedo.
saIty 17
How did you guess that? Were you guys playing charades?
Amezy 9
O.o
ILUVMSC 5
That is one of the weirdest FMLs I've read... -___-
MwahFMLS 6
I'm sorry but, what?
brianjman14 23
Basically, the OP's best friend hooked up with someone three generations before him.
MwahFMLS 6
Thank you for the explenation. Points to you for not being a smart ass.
brianjman14 23
Haha, no problem.
Ecklcakes 15
Well aunts and uncles can be much younger than their nephew/nieces.
MellyBee 9
... what was the age difference?!?
Beebow_fml 5
I'm guessing 60-70 years
shanemaximo 7
It was most likely divisible by 30.
Savra_fml 17
Imagine bingo night. "Hi ladies. Guess what?" "You hooked up with your nieces' grand-daughters' step-brothers' best friend?" "Bingo!" Love has no age limit OP, but FYL anyway.
Muslimgal92 0
Well if the age difference is 20+ years then the higher probability is that the younger man/woman is after her/his money...not "love"! Be real
Sweetpea137 0
that is a really good picture! its like she posed for it
bizarre_ftw 22
53 - to your pic: stalkers.
Androidz 0
Was he into great grandmas, or amazing aunts?
kiara20 8
It could have been a she. That would be a better story.
farhil 14
Lol, I get it... 'great' grandma, and 'amazing' aunt...
ayooBrandon 12
Age aint nothing but a number
kapeazodia 0
And so is 911
shanemaximo 7
A number and potentially a statutory rape charge.
clcbjj31 0
12- The only people who say that are the people who are dating someone who is too young/old and trying to make that sound ok.
annetartica 6
And a jail cell is just a room
SpunkyPeanuts 1
Are you the friend he is talking about?
umm_Talk 9
Cougar.
rhysfucker 24
Gran-cougar...
bizarre_ftw 22
Auntie Grancougar She lives deep in the woods and over a river, beware