Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Hoggiebear
United States
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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limegreenpoopie 31
get that checked out man. that ain't the type of acne you can get on your face or anything.
Badnews444 3
I believe those particular pimples prefer to be called herpes
amsterdamgirl 20
herpes are blisters. acne sucks everywhere
JewKnowIt 19
I'd get checked by a doctor, but surprisingly you can get acne on your dick and it's pretty common. Keep it clean, shower a lot, and apply spot tonic if you can. DO NOT POP THEM btw.
DoomedGemini 38
Definitely see he doctor- though not just to make sure it's not a STD. There's medication you can get prescribed when you have bad enough acne.
travidebla 8
Dude, see a doctor. Doesn't have to be an STD but you should check it out regardless.
laurellkawes 31
Yeah, I don't think that's acne
remembertoday 5
Staph infection?
robbanks34590 8
how are you gonna explain that to girls?
hmrhoades 18
Pimples aren't permanent. But, if he is showing more than one girl, then it could be something else that it permanent. Hopefully he gets it checked and takes care of it accordingly.
bonjourhello 25
Spotted Dick
themassivefuckup 16
Brother... I hope those are just pimples, my man.