Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Hoggiebear
United States
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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Ask_Sean_Connery 2
Stop masturbating with butter as lube.
YourGrammarSucks 12
If you have any hot dates in the near future, definitely get that seen by a doctor. Not only for your own peace of mind, but then you can tell any chicks worried about it that was already checked out. But since this isn't an advice column, I'm just gonna be laughing at you. From a safe distance.
hoosiergirl94 31
Maybe wash up now and then
DoomedGemini 38
You can wash every day and still get acne. Not all of us are luck enough to have clear skin without the help of medication and constant skin routines.
Spacecatsattack 5
thinking that's not acne... but I'm not a doctor. consider seeing somebody who is.
kylie2107 7
I would go to the doctors just to be safe but it's also very possible it's just a pimple, I'm sure you'll be fine if you go to the doctors
Liz072594 13
might wanna get that looked at
aelarol 5
Bed bugs?
manuwish 9
is it painful? or just looks weird?
allforfun 23
I'm surprised how many of the younger people here know what herpes looks like. Either they're doing a great job in health class or it's a fairly common thing to catch these days. I've seen many cases but that's as a medical professional.
sammiaaron 16
I agree
alex_gen 39
Just saying, but majority of the world has some form of herpes.
Axel5238 29
Considering the CDC released a report in 2010 ( I believe) that 80% of the 25-and under would have an incurable STD by 2050 I'm willing to bet it's pretty common unfortunately.
Shay_Shay97 23
Oh my dear sweet Jesus. Moment of silence for you OP. I feel so bad for you bro.