Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Hoggiebear
United States
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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jwrin373 7
Yeah you might have two things
spicychick21 5
Uhh hmm that's probably not acne!!!
amsterdamgirl 20
ok. this is advice I got for my piercing and waxing in my private parts: wash with antibacterial soap twice a day. soak in a mix of warm water with a bit of salt and the most normal vinegar you find twice a day 10-15 min. use a scrub cream that can maybe help with th acne. good luck!
mcgshawn 15
I am so sorry
Publikwerks 14
To quote Frank Zappa..... Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor, To stick no needle in me. Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from my toilet seat. It jumped right up, And grabbed my meat. I got it from my toilet seat. My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
WardenWolf 26
Been there. Done that. Sorry, OP. :(
IamBeeZz 7
If it really is acne, and not something more serious, try going vegan. And I know, I know... but I used to have horrible acne as well (not private area tho) two weeks after I went vegan it all cleared up and 8 months in even my scars and pigmentation is gone :) I hope this helps OP
jd628 9
Take a shower bro
orionjy 9
ribbed for her pleasure
nellyphant 18
Id get that checked if o were you! I'm pretty sure acne doesn't affect the penis!
SPN_lover666 27
Actually, you can get pimples on your penis. A pimple is just a clogged pore and any pore in your body can become clogged.