Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Hoggiebear
United States
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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daycrae 8
Severe acne can spread to ANY part of the body, despite what people above may think. Common cause is a bacterial infection in your skin, which feeds off the sugars from bad foods ib your diet. Try changing what you eat, and mame sure you wash properly. This wont work overnight but it will help for sure.
JDonly 8
Yea, he needs to wash it really hard and fast everyday. I've never had a pimple on my penis!!
nyxiny 22
Washing skin with too much pressure can actually lead to it being inflamed and irritated. Especially more delicate areas.
Brandi_Faith 34
Op should also ask his doctor about some medication to help with his acne. Often an antibiotic can be all it takes to help clear it up. If an antibiotic doesn't help, there are many other type of meds that can help.
Ri_Fox9 9
Before you chastise people, how about you check your grammar and spelling?
thatsjustgreat1 16
Internet Physicist Strikes Again
sagefitts 25
I don't think that's acne....
RuffDaScholar 16
That might not be acne bumps man.
sillygirl247 14
sure that's not herpes?
hilamonster06 21
TMI dude!
laden_swallow09 35
You're on FML.com. Get over it.
Tomryan279 10
Are you sure it's not a STD?
Brair 3
it could also be a problem with the soap you are using. If you can find some goat's milk soap with the perfume and crap. Otherwise dr bronner soaps are pretty good.
triformed 14
Ah that's not acne you don't have a oily slong.
musdesimd 18
Sounds Like herpes
captainsmegma 12
The doctor prescibes some serious masturbation with medicated lotion. Three times daily.