Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I was excited that my new skin care regimen seemed to be paying off. I told my husband of 35 years about it and asked him if I "looked good". He looked me over as if I were a stalled engine and said, "You look less stressed. That's good, but I mean… You still look like yourself." FML
Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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amayasoma 19
Doesn't it say on the label to apply in small sections first before fully using it? Some people are allergic to certain products. Always try a new product before using it often.
alin123 0
I'll **** in ur face it's the best age defying lotion you can get
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Comments (92)
flomysta9 0
hah sucks.
kieran247 0
dang it u beat me
wilkshire13 0
YDI for being so not only with yourself, but with your youth, age is a part of life deal with it =] and put your pants back on, I see you there, yes you ;)
Ms_Jessie22 8
Bahahaha
do20ss 4
first...
AndreaHaha 0
daamn haha wow that sucks
bleedinginside 0
lol
iloveloosy12 0
:D success
puffer 0
pics or gtfo
ReyEr9412 0
I suggest not using it anymore
paigeatsflesh 11
baahahahaha. ohh mann. xD but YDI for using that stuff:P sorry.
Felendris 0
probably no small print on that one >_>
woofis 0
#3, I'm glad cuz obviously u would have said " first!" like the other idiots and has nothing productive at all to add to the conversation except ur personal satisfaction of bragging about it when no one gives a flying ****
gregsdaman 0
go must hate u
seanreddog 4
COMMA SPLICE.
Austino713 0
ha OPs username is pizzaface i laugh at that :)
duke_nukem_25299 0
ha 85 no one cares
RadiationNeon 5
u gay
karina_said 0
your momma
ElMetalero 0
soooo the cream did work right?
marleytooyou 0
dude sucks to suck
amayasoma 19
Doesn't it say on the label to apply in small sections first before fully using it? Some people are allergic to certain products. Always try a new product before using it often.
katmandont 0
girrrrlll you put the yam in dayam!!! you are gorgeous!!!
youngbutwise15 5
I like yams :D
86753O9 0
Either it was already covered in pimples and this is a stupid FML or it is covered in hives from a reaction in which case this is a stupid FML.
kieran247 0
ya
mj2123 0
Um, not really. It's not necessarily an allergic reaction - some people with oily or sensitive skin will break out when using heavier facial products. Since "age defying" products are marketed to older women with dryer skin, they often have ingredients that can trigger acne in skin that's prone to it.
WtFiMdAdDy 0
Those things never work bruuhh!
blairyboo 0
i'm ofended I'm a teenager and I dnt hav 1 pimple and I've neverr broken out
WompWompDub_Step 0
But most teenagers do...
Biohazard41 0
she's like 12 look at the way she types. 12 is not a teenager.
MF12 0
I'm sure she thinks she is...
thikimo 0
I never seriously broke out, just a random pimple from time to time--and generalizations make life fun, gives you a reason to slap someone :D him: "so are you chinese?" me: *slap* "you're SO ignorant!" him: "so you're japanese?" me: "no, im chinese" :)
AdoliscA1 0
hahah+ofended%3F+%0Asome+advice%3A+grow+up+a+little+and+don%27t+be+so+sensitive.+%0Awhen+you+get+older+and+you+have+to+go+out+into+the+real+world%2C+it+will+eat+you+alive+for+being+such+a+pussy.+hahhaaahh+
bridgette5866 0
And people will **** you up for typing with symbols between every ******* word. I didn't think there was anything more annoying than typing l!k3 d!z but you, my friend, take the cake for most annoying typing.
bridgette5866 0
Hey, girl above me, I apologize for being a bitch there. I realize it's a malfunction of the app now.
buttonface 0
Lolll I came to see the kiddies defend their pride. Nasty teenagers? Shut the **** up. Adults wanna push your annoying asses down the stairs.
PoorJacobBlack 0
Seeing I'm a teen I can say not all of us are like this over confident idiot who can't spell. Not all of us have horrible skin. But this kid is probably using some kinda acne fighting stuff and won't admit it OR is lying and is a pizza. And I think its hilarious how adults hate us but say they where just like us. Doesn' that mean you hate yourselves? Such hypocrites
EmmyRahh 5
same
love2killu 21
I get pimples easy :( my brother doesnt have pimples and he is 16 :/ it happens to most teenagers, but most of the time girls cover it up with foundation, which makes it even worse ( besides the pimplecream foundation stuff )
xstarling 0
Wowwww. FYL.
alin123 0
I'll **** in ur face it's the best age defying lotion you can get
wilkshire13 0
need a hand ;)?
Drew_V 0
bahahahaha that's nasty
Sfugius 0
...So, I'm guessing it technically worked, in the end?