Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Top comments
Swandive235 27
I feel your pain. Day before senior year prom, I get the most massive pimple smack dab on my nose.
homesuckfucker 28
I recommend getting a foaming acne wash. Not the Clinique crap. You should be able to find it at a drug store, like CVS, in a blue bottle. They'll likely have it in the store brand, as well as the real brand. The store brand is cheaper and contains the same active ingredients, so get that. It smells awful, but works like a dream. It even helps prevent breakouts like this! Use it daily, and good luck, OP.
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Swandive235 27
I feel your pain. Day before senior year prom, I get the most massive pimple smack dab on my nose.
princesspeachxox 18
I got one right on my forehead day before the ball, it saluted you in all my photos... Sucks op but maybe when they clear up it'll be a great surprise? :)
brookenicolee29 27
Connect the dots.
BigLatchZatch 14
I usually do that with acne cream. So far, no good patterns. Except that one I had that looked like the Big Dipper.
DarksideDoll 31
They say a symmetrical face is the most beautiful.
Just_A_Tree 20
People with OCD probably wish that if they were to get acne, it would be symmetrical.
AlbinoMoose987 14
Dipper Pines
Danny_Boy12 13
Talk about first impressions
Wingman527 22
What the hell are you talking about?
Wingman527 22
This was meant for #4 ^ sorry bro
Ltsdragons 19
Dang, I've gotten a lot of pimples in really weird places but they've never been that way before
almightyteapot 8
If I get pimples, which is quite rare - hooray for good skin genes - they always appear symmetrically on both sides of my cheeks! It's quite interesting.
ColonelCusswords 24
Well at least theres that
ooft 8
U wot m8?
melanson32 7
That really sucks :(
tobylacson0703 15
I feel ya man :/
Queen_bee1234 21
;)
noah_1234 24
#6 actually i dont think you do, bro
homesuckfucker 28
I recommend getting a foaming acne wash. Not the Clinique crap. You should be able to find it at a drug store, like CVS, in a blue bottle. They'll likely have it in the store brand, as well as the real brand. The store brand is cheaper and contains the same active ingredients, so get that. It smells awful, but works like a dream. It even helps prevent breakouts like this! Use it daily, and good luck, OP.
crunchycheeto99 11
I would recommend just going to a dermatologist. They'll tell you exactly what you need and they might give you "free samples" so you don't have to buy it.
homesuckfucker 28
I've been to a dermatologist. My acne "wasn't bad enough" for me to be prescribed any kind of topical or pill.
mpsteve137 15
On the upside, I bet you look kinda like Bane.
Tawnkat 13
Bane is awesome. Tom Hardy is sexy. Just thought I would add to it...
annarcheer 19
your poor thing acnes the worst,
MidnaLink 35
The worst what?
ironhead_fml 20
I hate that time of the month!!
limabeans101029 21
Why did this get so many downvotes? Loads of women get more spots when they're on their period