Clean up

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

Spotted

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

Picture this

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML