Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Hoggiebear
United States
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Anonymous
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
pizzaface
United States
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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Lunchy306 8
get to a doctor and get checked. that's probably not acne bro.
mineller 24
Syphilis
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EvAN_117 17
That's a whole other issue dude
killmaster104 6
Get that checked , however it could also be a allergic reaction to a new soap, or an ingrown hair or razor burn from shaving. Ect. Anyways if it persists get it checked out
a_pretty_potato 14
Go see a doctor, dude. I don't think those are pimples...
Saraishi 25
Uhh... You should get tested for STD's.
TacoCat15 10
Probably not acne.
klipper57 12
Thats herpies. Not acne
OrganicSistah 17
Are you sure it's not herpes?
gunnerblaster 21
Jokes aside, I would recommend a visit to your Family Health practitioner then, if possible, a referral to a dermatologist.
TamedLotus 3
That's awful! Have you been to a dermatologist? I have acne (not to that point) and I started using Retinol, and it really, really, really helped me - to the point where I hardly have acne anymore. I'm also having a couple different laser procedure. Best of luck OP!
spacepants 11
umm...that might be something else....I'd see a Dr ....and maybe refrain from sex for a little bit.