Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I have a massive boil on my genitals. I can't move, sit, or do anything without it flaring up. It's basically a constant dull pain on my nuts that gets worse when I move. No, I do not have genital warts, I just have horrible skin problems. This isn't the first time it's happened, either. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
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FluffythePink 23
You need to have a chat with your school counsellor. I seriously doubt there's anything you can say to them that they haven't heard or dealt with before. Hygiene issues are usually a symptom of something else. Feeling like you have no control of your life or worse. If you can identify the actual root cause and address it now, you'll have less problems later. Don't let it become your coping/self harm mechanism. I get that everything is horribly difficult and overwhelming when you are 13 but please trust me on this, learning to talk to mental health advisors NOW will save you a lot of pain in the long run. Future you will be massively grateful. 🫂
Justkidding100 41
you're also a 13yo boy... EVERYTHING is about to be oily and covered in pimples. just give it a few weeks before panicking
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muddgirl12 2
learn to wash better
FluffythePink 23
You need to have a chat with your school counsellor. I seriously doubt there's anything you can say to them that they haven't heard or dealt with before. Hygiene issues are usually a symptom of something else. Feeling like you have no control of your life or worse. If you can identify the actual root cause and address it now, you'll have less problems later. Don't let it become your coping/self harm mechanism. I get that everything is horribly difficult and overwhelming when you are 13 but please trust me on this, learning to talk to mental health advisors NOW will save you a lot of pain in the long run. Future you will be massively grateful. 🫂
L0life29 6
or maybe it’s called puberty!!!! growing up!!!
Justkidding100 41
you're also a 13yo boy... EVERYTHING is about to be oily and covered in pimples. just give it a few weeks before panicking
BrizBurry 10
fix yourself now before those bad habits become permanent. no one wants to near someone that unhygienic plus it cuts into your lifespan
Thaylok 17
Glad you recognized it! remember that your future SO doesn't want a dirty guy. They also don't want a stinky guy. So, even being clean needs to be tempered with deodorant. And, don't swim in the smelly goods. That will drive away your desired future SO just as bad as using none.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There's no way you don't deserve that. There's no excuse for not bathing regularly. And if you're this bad now, I can only imagine the future. Ugh, disgusting.