balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
Boyufd
The Dark Knight
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Anonymous
Ontario, United States
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
SymmetricalPizzaFace
Westminster, United States
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
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Potato_Pi 7
At least you will always be able to find north
jenniiienyc 5
If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!
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Potato_Pi 7
At least you will always be able to find north
sweetpea5196 4
Same thing happened to me, my friends nicknamed me "The Chosen One", just go with it!
Brannie 4
What do the Mayans tell you?
dca101 23
maybe you'll find the Big Dipper someday
deBlobX 12
Too far...
SammiBee23 2
connect the dots :D
persianjr1 7
If you ever get lost, just whip out a pocket mirror and you got yourself a map!!
gc327072 31
A backwards one :-/
jenniiienyc 5
If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!
breeY0 7
That everyone can use but you, double fml !
jenniiienyc 5
Can't OP just use a compact mirror? (like someone before me mentioned)
Inediblepeaches 15
12- Because that wouldn't be suspicious at all....
wellfuuucckme 7
But what if OPs a guy , guys don't carry around compact mirrors >.^
greenie213 23
The fruity ones do!
twinkiefeets 17
That is a super cute iPhone case in Your profile pic!!!!
MsSoulReaper 27
Having acne sucks :( especially when it is alot. Try going to a dermatologist? Maybe it's stress, hormones, or something else that's causing it. Good luck OP!
igive 29
Also not drinking enough water and poor diets contribute to acne.
sarahlove281 4
Good guy Soul Reaper offers decent advice on FML.
Tuffay 14
Steroids!!!
MsSoulReaper 27
Guy? Lol
raanan613 0
One word: accutaine It works soo well
MissIconic 8
Well see it this way; whenever you get bored, just whip out a mirror and a pen and then find as many constellations you can :)
Inediblepeaches 15
*mom walks in* 'Honey.... Why are there pen marks on your face?' 'Well, someone on FML said to find constellations on my face when I'm bored.' 'Oh.... Are you having any problems we can talk about? There are doctors for this kind of mental unhingement you know....'
randomkayx3 11
At least star constellations are nice :)
astralvagan 20
Next look for Orion and The Big Dipper.... But I do hope that it gets better for you soon!
jessica_lebaron 0
Hey, atleast you don't have a mole constellation of the little dipper on your cheek like I do >.
kittytub 12
moles are cute, but sadly cats don't get them. wear them proudly! :D meow.