Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
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Top comments
WhackTheJackal 22
Wow, that's horrible. I hope you can get your car fixed and anything against you found false.
Sneado 20
Photo evidence of the incident should clear you.
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Comments (100)
WhackTheJackal 22
Wow, that's horrible. I hope you can get your car fixed and anything against you found false.
nix1993 41
I don't know if it's the same in Georgia but I briefly worked in a bank, and if the silent alarm is pressed you better have a damn good reason for it. It's usually protocol to check the security cameras every time it's pressed, even if it was an accident, so hopefully it shouldn't be too hard to prove your story. Not to mention, they're legally obligated to look into your complaint as well, hopefully there were witnesses or she hasn't had her car fixed yet!
fastnachter 15
I work at a bank and can confirm that you must A) REALLY want to push it and B) the cameras are always checked
orochimaruwe 9
Yes, Tomoya, she's going to say it.
ChoolyBooly 32
Well were there any witnesses?
laureri 26
For the bank part easy to pull cameras up and prove it to be false. Car accident may be a bit harder to find a witness but maybe there was a camera there as well.
Theglc20 27
That's terrible! What did the cops do? You couldn't have done much considering you had no weapon.
LowExpectations 30
You don't need a weapon to commit Robbery. Never the less, this teller is such a scum bag for not owning up to their responsibility.
Nailpolishaholic 20
Totally not hers, right?
cheeeksss 29
I used to be a teller. She will be questioned A LOT for this. And trust me, if she had no reason to press it, she can't make up a lie to get away with it. She will be interviewed intensely by her supervisor, then manager, then cops, then filling out paperwork after paperwork, and possibly even interviewed by the division manger. Also it is a piece of cake to just grab the security video. Thus, unless you physically did anything in the branch OP, you will be clear. Cops might believe her right now. But pressing that button is no joking matter. When they catch her for inappropriately using the button, she will probably be put on final warning probation or fired. Best of luck to you.
gobiteme2 34
Well I see their won't be a next time
Sneado 20
Photo evidence of the incident should clear you.
rebelsrock 17
People like that are so inconsiderate, it's ridiculous. Sorry OP, hope all goes well
gracehi 33
I think a stronger word than “inconsiderate" can be applied here.
chjh910 12
Guess you'll be asking her for money to fix your car anyway (because shes your bank teller), anyone? no? ok...
patts_ 23
Damn... That sucks. Sorry OP If I were you I would've given her something to call the cops about. But that's just me being violent.
badkid91 11
And then you actually giving them a reason to take you to jail?.. Yeah good job
patts_ 23
Well if I'm going to jail, I might as well go for something I actually did.. But like I said, that's just me being violent
Glidah 12
Yes, get yourself convicted of actual attempted bank robbery, that's a good idea. Anything she says won't stick if there is no evidence. However, take video images of you assaulting her, throw in a crafty prosecutor and there's a very real possibility of jail time. Idiot.
valalvax 13
If he assaults her it wouldn't take a crafty prosecutor, just one that doesn't completely and totally suck
toaster87 19
I assume, because she hit the silent alarm, that you were in the bank.. So you didn't recognize her from her car, which means you knew she was the one who did the hit and run.. Why wouldn't you have called 911 3 days ago and made a report right there and then?
WitEluded 13
OP could have seen the driver, but not known them previously. Then recognized them after walking into the bank. OP may have filed a report at the time, but with no driver's name or license plate number, the cops can't do much.
dbt88 15
My question is why would you dial 911 at all? Recognizing a suspect isn't a life-or-death or loss of life/property situation.
thecrazymancan 17
Well then what exactly ARE you supposed to do?
toaster87 19
@84 police stations do have a normal number as well, for non emergency calls!