Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML
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Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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rhyannon11 7
Why were you using soap? That's not how it's done
MzMegs 20
So did you not use a condom or what? Douching isn't good for your ******. It cleans itself naturally.
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Comments (52)
rhyannon11 7
Why were you using soap? That's not how it's done
Ashamed_Sister 60
Just stay with your natural "smell".
Mideoyeo 12
Guess OP activated a trap card after the v-card move!
Not_Impressed13 9
#1, it is called shower sex. Good clean fun!
Hentai_fml 6
Doesn't matter had sex!
liv_graham 7
still counts *cue akon*
MrsDruidess 23
OP, unless you have some funk, stop using it. It can really ruin your natural system down there. Talk to your Dr when you see her next. Also if you want to keep doing the deed with this guy, you might want to stop anyway.
marinus_fml 20
Losing your V's is over rated anyway
Wizardo 34
I liked the V before it popped...
ScaughtieHolden 11
Your biceps are larger than your head. That's weird.
Leprekhaun 14
Now that's an itchy situation!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
It's the Itchy and Scratchy showww!
twinkiefeets 17
Not exactly what summers eve would have you believe in their commercials.
Squirrel1256 15
At least you found the problem, maybe try a different soap for next time ;)
greenfishbait 19
Unfortunate situations occur sometimes, atleast you know now and you can prevent it from happening again.
UsernameHere234 13
At least its an easy fix and it isn't the actual sex that's problematic.
Bubbelz 25
Who knows it was so bad that he instantly became allergic to her soap!
Wizzlbang 10
I understand wanting to wash up after sticking your arm in a cows butt, but you should probably switch soaps.
happylappy 21
Maybe you didn't get the memo, but FML isn't one persons blog
MzMegs 20
So did you not use a condom or what? Douching isn't good for your ******. It cleans itself naturally.
peacelovecoffee 20
But you can't get pregnant if you have sex while you're in the shower!~
FightMyLiger 19
So the only skin to skin contact during sex is penis to ******? I knew I had the condom thing mixed up! Its really the complete opposite! Where's my crotchless hazmat suit...
slushyslime 7
You can actually get pregers in the shower or pool or bathtub
doodlecloud 27
35 - (Completely obvious) sarcasm. That is all.
KingCarnie 5
Umm, 33? Summer's Eve isn't a body wash, it's douching soap. So the only part of OPs boyfriend that would have had contact with the soapy area is his penis. Should've used a condom! Also, douching's bad.
FightMyLiger 19
Douché, #52.
vladimirnabokov 15
actually 52, Summer's Eve has come out with a line of body wash and like deodorant stuff too. not just douching soap.
MzMegs 20
If it was regular body wash or whatever, he would have had contact with it before that point. Somehow I doubt OP and her boyfriend had never ever made skin contact before having sex.
doodlecloud 27
I don't see what your v-card has to do with it - the reaction happened hours later so, while related, it's not like it spoiled your big moment. In any case, if that's your regular soap it was going to happen sooner or later, just be glad that it wasn't a hospital level reaction (I assume) and that you now know for next time.