Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a flight, a woman in a crop top reached up to get her bag from the overhead locker and her breasts ended up on top of my head for like a second. Total accident, no biggie. That was six days ago, we fly home tomorrow, and my wife hasn’t spoken a word to me since the breast thing. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
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jammy_side_up 0
if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol
jtthegr8 26
At least it wasn't a total loss...right?
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Comments (121)
MischievousLoki 6
That must been very awkward and embarrassing...
TylerBurden 21
At least he had brave intentions.
MetalxSoldier 26
I really have to "hand" it to you. That is one hell of an ice breaker. ;)
hellbilly205 17
Unless you're gay i see no actual FML moment here...
hellbilly205 17
Unless you're gay i see no actual FML here...
MoonPhase123 4
No good deed can go unpunished...But in this case, It did. c;
mboehm88 3
Good conversation starter ;)
vonRosen 6
*during flight* "Hey, do you remember the time I groped your boob when trying to save your bag, what a laugh huh ;D" Ps I'd pay to listen to that convo ^^
muzy 23
op don't sweat it. It was an accident and she probably knows this too you should have just been nice to her for the duration of the flight. You could probably have made a breast friend :)
muzy 23
edit: best.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Aww...and I was enjoying your pun, too. Disappointment settles in...
muzy 23
lol it was an auto correct. I was never meant to write that though I can see why it would be amusing
efynsien 1
Sure. Thts totally what happened...
JJambiya21 0
What if op is a girl...
Llama_Face89 34
89- Freudian slip?
AnonymousChik 5
Was she hot at least?
gamercanadian 11
I wanna know the kind of conversation they had along the flight.
nofearjenshere 12
Am I the only one who wonders if OP could be female? It would make the situation 10x more awkward.
mrnuleef 7
Well, if op is into women, hopefully the convo went well and op can consider his/herself at second base. If not, then... Well.... Awkward silence commences
Llama_Face89 34
94- that would also make it 10x more hot.
jtthegr8 26
At least it wasn't a total loss...right?
ydi_4_suking 20
OP grabbed a boob so I guess it wasn't
unoffensivename 0
Snakes on a plane
kooochris1995 14
Op defenatly set the whole thing up. He positioned her bag so it could fall, than he pretended to miss her bag! Great plan op.
RayRod 6
Doesn't matter, grabbed boob
yahoowizard 16
And she didn't ask to change seats afterwards, so good stuff
AsianCookie247 14
Maybe now is the time to ask her if she'd like to join the mile high club? Haha it's the least you could do :)
Friendzonian 0
That would be way to smooth. . . But yeah it would
phantom00005 3
Like Keith Stone.
Showtime00 0
mile high club sort of :/
Blacksabbath211 9
Mile High Second Base club :D
punchline_fml 5
He rounds second, he's off to third, ladies and gentlemen he might make it home!
nond2nv 4
Meh
btnhdude 0
Heh.
DKjazz 20
Feh.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yeh?
DKjazz 20
Neh.
Llama_Face89 34
Teh
efynsien 1
C-c-c-combo breaker!
jammy_side_up 0
if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol
gader 3
Hhhhhhhhh. Hint eh!!
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats hella awkward. It would not be as bad if she was hot.
eddeeezzyy 19
Are you sure you were trying to reach for the bag? ;)
apache316 6
" uhhhh this is exactly what it looks like" :)