Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 45
Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.
scottiealan 0
WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets
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Comments (128)
5t3ff1k4h 45
Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.
thatguy888 0
I can't think of a better YDI moment than that one right there
Mace2040 1
dumb ass get punched for being a dumb ass ydi
Zappyyy 2
r u hawt?
iazy9 14
hey atleast he didnt get kicked in the balls and jumped on like a trampoline
xnty 0
leme guess, u didnt do shit afterwards? pussy
bamditzki 0
LOL ... ydi ydi ydi and ydi !!
youngrob 0
shoulda been on alert. ydi written all over your broke nose
wtfwtjd 0
Today, I lost a bar fight so I had to create a story about what happened and bitch about it online to feel better about myself. FML
MarkSeattle 0
#1 hit it on the head. Or right on your stupid nose so to speak...
number0 8
YDI for not taking intoxicated men seriously
9shadow9fox9 0
and the ydi moment of the day award is given to you op
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO ydi =)
seanders 10
Most self respecting men would fight back, so YDI x2 for being an idiot and a coward
Brittney_E 0
he was drunk. enough said.
Yee12 0
This reminds me of a How I Met Your Mother episode.
hoghunter 1
how can anyone say she deserves this. she obviuosly didn't expect it. And besides there is no excuse EVER for a man to lay his hands on a woman. if I saw this happen the man would need dentures becuase I would have stomped his teeth in.
theFMLwhore5 0
OP... are you blonde?(:
fergusam7 0
rawr
MsBrainDamage 0
it's not a woman... OPs a man!!
daynk 0
that's so
charlcielove 0
I believe this intoxicated man watches a little too much fight club. but we can't talk about that...
austinkiser 3
84 - curb stomp the drunk might go nicely xD
pureecstasy 5
90 Win :)
X18GirlX 0
Crazy drunks
DinoBonertaco 0
Throw a taco at him, end of story, tough guy
robosonic 2
atleast he didn't say anything about fightclub!
vivibeatles 1
#84 OP is a dude...not a chick and im not saying he shouldve fought the drunk guy cause theres really no reason to fight him..but just walk away ..either that or sharpen your reflexes LOL
fossilman 0
YDI for not being able to beat a drunk guy.
sactownsfinest 0
OP your dumb for that! don't you know you have to just smash people like that! don't even talk and just smash him! lol bit you didn't so now your all brokin up. lesson learnd. lol
ciciloves96 0
this made me laugh hahahah your smart :)
Rakistazz 0
and he got beaten by overly intoxicated man and lost the fight..geez.
paocs12 0
It could be worst if you said no, i mean, you can't predict what a drunk person is going to do
livelifetotheful_fml 0
haha suckss
FuckMyLife195 0
only in Florida -.-"
Ninjarawwr 6
hey... this same thing almost happened to me, and i'm also in Florida lol but FYL, he's the one that can't take a joke =P
changetheworld 0
good times, good times. just say you got your ass beat and get over it. what's whining about it going to do.? fml used to be good back in the day..
joshgaertner 0
couldve been worst if it was me I would kick your ass asian style with my tae kwon do and karate if I was drunk (Y) op ydi
cassiesaurus 0
don't be dissing Florida, d:
iamchuck 0
YDI for getting hit.
livelifetotheful_fml 0
I'm 2ndand 3rd!!!
xxgallardolp560 5
Epic fail
iazy9 14
lol
d4m4s74 12
can't you beat a drunk? loser
theFMLwhore5 0
pfft when I'm drunk, I'm a motherfucking ninja(;
TH_Insomniak 15
every drunk thinks that till they're face down on the floor
melmosuzanne 0
probably tryna show off for someone
MarkerofMagic 0
haha yup. probs so a girl looking over at them so he said yes.
jubjub86 7
Nice pic ;-)
spychipmunk 0
i think that the man asking to fight may have been drunk
BigMacBoi 3
Please leave.
rainbowhobos 4
YDI for saying yes. Moron. :]
thewhiteninja 0
hahaha totally right... I think the op may deserve to be called a dunbass.
Jessmess12 0
it'd be a good story to tell at parties.
scottiealan 0
WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets