Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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alex_622 22
Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help
warsun 27
I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........
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Comments (57)
fuckercakes 21
Maybe you should just let him be and he'll learn the hard way that he's no longer a child
kibster9 20
Or she could shower with him, that'll make him shower.
xxjohndoexx9 10
Clearly #1 hasn't gone down on a man who hasn't showered in a while
xLIGHTS_fml 23
#30 and I think it should stay that way.
Senorangelo 10
Let him be... Dirty? Not showering shows disrespect to his kids and to his wife. And to everybody he encounters every day. And most of all, to himself.
thatguynamedsky 32
that stinks
tony1891 22
just stop, please.
thatguynamedsky 32
sorry, couldn't resist the pun
sayyestothedress 24
#32 that wasn't even a pun!
warsun 27
I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........
Ltsdragons 19
Never want to get it. After you're in, never want to get out. Shower logic
Fierce_Cat_ 15
May I suggest dousing him in paint or with some sticky substance? It may help convince him.
alex_622 22
Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help
giantsfan2010 23
She gets it ^
devildog562 33
Funny how getting a little dirty will get him all clean . Great idea by the way! I personally like showering, but I would re-shower right after I took one if a girl asked .
maharb01 17
love the tlc reference in OPs name.
doctorhook86 25
OP don't want no scrubs; a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from OP; hangin' out the passenger side of OP's ride, making it smell like pee.
RA91 26
Lol, agreed!
Snowble11 13
If he acts like a child, treat him like a child!
blondeamazonian 18
Man Child!
macros 12
Got to save on that water bill.
BadApple88 29
Tell him no shower equals no sex or food lol
sarah5745 41
How do people hate showering so much? I can't stand a day without a shower..