Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Zwische 13
LOL WIN!
CDS09 0
wow, she learned in detail
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magichateball 0
that answer is pure win! not an FML or a YDI....just WIN!!!!
zgyman 0
******* and milk
dyld921 2
Well, it's always better to be educated, whatever it is you're learning. At least you don't have to talk about it in the future.
earcleanernuns 0
i agree. :P
cabernet 0
Be happy your daughter is educated. She speaks the truth.
kewlcat 0
what world are you living in that you learned at 5 or 6?! i learned when i was like 8 or 9
summer66_fml 0
my mom taught me about sex when i was 7. & #39......the VAST majority of kids already know about sex before they take their first sex ed class
summer66_fml 0
lol #30!!! & #32, i think daddys balls is definately funnier
Jarlais 0
favorited! :)
Puolukka 4
I also learned about sex that early, when I was like 4 or 5 and still in kindergarten. I had some kind of comic book thing, telling the story about a couple with two kids, planning on having another baby and the story explained everything, from the sex part, to the development of the baby in the uterus, the birth and taking care of a newborn. And also what you can do if you don't want a baby (not in detail, just mentioned real short)...and to this day I believe that this is one of the reasons why I, even though I had sex as a teenager, never got pregnant...because I understood from a VERY early age how ALL of it works. Some girls know about the pill and condoms, yet they get pregnant because they have NO clue what it means when they forget a pill etc, because they have no idea how their own body functions...