Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Zwische 13
LOL WIN!
CDS09 0
wow, she learned in detail
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nypd613 0
What???? Where the hell did you get that from? I've never heard of that. Ever. And btw, when people try to "shelter" their kids too much from the "world", they end up getting ****** up later in life when they "come out" and see the world for what it really is. I have a friend like that. But I was introduced to the concept of sex when I was maybe 7 or 8, I don't even remember. As a child I was very mature, and I grew up really fast. My dad quickly learned the effect of letting a 6-year-old watch movies rated "R", but he had the sense to sit me down and have "the talk", which turns out to be one of his smartest decisions raising me. And now, I'm 18, and I don't have the many misconceptions teens have about sex (no pun intended. Really).
Malexhe 0
How is this an FML? Your daughter is awesome, you should be proud.
onealhart54 0
wow. she could have said magical swimming white fish
jazzie1o1 0
HOLY CRA*!! That is hilarious!! My sister and i were on the floor laughing..! that is sooo funny... but no kids really come from there daddys bal*s
genius_man16 1
Did you just censor the words crap and balls? Damn, someone is sheltered.... :
ChasinParkedCars 0
Hahahaha. I love you #81.
izbity 0
or maybe just good...
tama332 0
LOL agreed
lover_of_life 8
I don't know which one is worse, if she said "My daddy's balls" or "My mommy's ******."
gc_fml 0
most kids know about sex when they're about five or six. It doesn't really mean anything to kids though. Very few kids actually believe in the stork and all that BS, and they put two and two together (two genders). directed at nypd217 or whatever her name was
lmao212 0
lmbo...but if u already knew that she was talkin about sex then u probably should have stopped her before it was too late...and obviously it was lol
Satans_Taint 0
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Luckster 0
They learn about sex earlier and earlier....I didn't have sex ed. until my Freshman year in High School. My sister had Sex ed. in the 6th grade. And people wonder why kids are having sex earlier and earlier.
elisablueee 0
Actually, if you look in history, people have ALWAYS had sex at a young age. Learning about it earlier is a really good thing. I learned about sex when I was five.
acd23 0
I kind of agree, I knew that in 2nd grade sex was a "naughty" word and when one of my classmates said it out loud in class he got in trouble for it. Hehe. I didn't really know much about sex in great detail until around 7th grade. Before that I just had the basic man plus woman equals baby concept. But learning about it seriously and not taking it lightly is probably very important for kids. If they don't take it seriously, they'll find out when they face the serious consequences that can go with it.
deathmage12 0
#39 Accually kids today are having sex later now. I mean back 50 years ago or so, kids would have sex around age 9. But.. Then again most of those incidents were probally with their cousins.. so.
Signposthead 0
Atleast she didn't say "My pussy, doesn't every girl?" *shot*