Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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PoolOfIck 0
wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors
cxp119 0
Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?
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Comments (167)
SaintJimmy 0
Great example you are.
AlexZB 0
why were your pants down?
DameGreyWulf 1
Yeah, SaintJimmy, why the hell were your pants down? Stop fapping to FML.
blehargh 0
Yeah, if you're a man, why are your pants down?
GoNow 0
Lmao. This is hilarious. But, I love this site better it's better then FMyLife It always will be http://trynot2click-this.yolasite.com/
HahaYDI 0
#49 If that website is better than this one why would you make an account here, and if it was that great why haven't I heard of it.
KiSsKiZzy 0
Ydi for being a shit monster,oh and haha I'm #84!!!
seanreddog 4
Maybe OP had 2 go poopy? I'd like to know how old your students are. If it's high school and the students took video with their phone, that sucks. But then again that might not be as bad as elementary kids coming home and saying, "I saw teachers winkey today". I could see some lawsuits in your future. FYL either way.
I_suck_you_suck 0
Its not, he made it him self. And it an exact replicar of Fmylife.com they "copy n pasted" everything!
nam3 0
why directly by the side of the road? u culdnt go deeper? into the trees YDI for pulling your pants down and being a man
tacoking5000 0
84 show me the boobies then u can have rules k?
cxp119 0
Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?
fluffypoo09 0
my thoughts exactly!
countingstairs 16
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
PoolOfIck 0
wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors
lexiBRo 0
I agree.. if you merely had to pee there was no need for your pants to be down :::rolls eyes:::
YellowKettleBell 31
That's how 5 year old boys who can work the zipper right do it
Squadoosh 0
Wow. YDI. Go to a gas station. I'm sure that was fun showing up to class.
joeyisinsane 0
pics or it didn't happen
HumanTorch007 0
YDI for sure STOP AT A FREAKING GAS STATION!!!!!!!
Struedelmuffin 0
Whooh second!!
cxp119 0
You're a dumbass
notcoolperson 0
Or am I?
I_suck_you_suck 0
What the ****?
twiride 12
your 8th moron
xXCherrryBombXx 6
FAIL.
WaterMist 0
YDI. Why would you do it beside a busy road? You could've made the extra few meters. -_-
curryndricegirll 0
Use the potty before you leave the house.
faildood 0
lucky students :P YDI for not finding somewhere more secluded
idontgiveone 0
BS. So if you had to pee really badly, why didn't you do it in your house. Is the school that you work in that far away from your home? O_O Or did you just feel like you had to pee so suddenly when you were in your car already. Weird. idk.
curryndricegirll 0
yeah...i get that he was 20 miles away...but why would the kids be going to a school that is 20 miles away from their house...but i guess it might not be public, so idk
LizaJay 0
yeah...what bus picks kids up 20 miles away from a school?
Boxingsweets 0
My bus does.
EMR_fml 0
He's from South Dakota so it's probably a pretty rural area. There's likely only one school in the whole county and the kids have to be bussed in from all over.
Layneebby 0
I do. My school district doesn't have a high school, its not big enough, there were only 465 kids in my pre-k thru 8 school when i was there. There are about 5 distrcts that go to one high school, my bus ride is about an hour once we pick up all the kids.
lexiBRo 0
Any of the kids that are in magnet schools in my area can ride a bus from anywhere within the county which definitely spans more than 20miles so it is more than possible...