Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Zwische 13
LOL WIN!
CDS09 0
wow, she learned in detail
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special_agent_j 0
my 6 year old just recently became curious about his "happy sack" - and also noted that babies come from penises. the joys of parenthood - and correcting kids with convictions!
higurashil0v3 0
xD
lovergirl7 1
proudest moment of your life!!!!
anela_fml 0
awesome!!! lmao you're daughter is funny
immja 0
@97 who crawled in ur sense of humor and died?
shadowjesse 0
oh man I can't stop laughing. I accodently woke up my sister cause of it.
luna4545 4
well that's saves the awkward talks you would have had to have later on
stephy228 0
kids rock! ;)
ryanisawesome16 0
lmao
EAZY_E_FAN 0
best daughter EVER